Doanwanna Poopoo is on vacation so here’s some old audio fun

Remember the fun of Gordo vs Nasty?

Here’s the recap of the situation with Jaa on BaD Radio the day of.

It’s always fun to listen to that audio again.

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1. 2001 Nasty vs Greggo – Greggo tries to continue a conversation that Nasty walked off from. The conversation ends after Nasty pushes Greggo away.
2. 2002 Nasty vs Corby – Corby tries to talk with Nasty Nestor and he doesn’t say anything, but pushes Corby away.
3. 2004 Nasty vs Gordo – Gordo tries to talk to Nasty Nestor and Nasty said, “No. Go Fuck off!” Then he follows it up with “Go Fuck Yourself again, 7 second delay”.
4. 2006 Nasty vs Gordo – Gordo walks up while Nasty is doing a broadcast trying to listen to Nasty’s broadcast. His people start to push him away, then Nasty gets off the air and walks up to Gordo and pushes him telling him “Get the Fuck Outta Here!”
5. 2007 Nasty vs Norm – (no audio) Nice and cuddly Norm Hitzges walks over and sits down with Nasty Nestor trying to end the long going feud between the stations. Nasty covered Norm in constant F-bombs and said he wanted nothing to do with Norm or The Ticket. (Paraphrased)
6. 2008 Nasty vs Corby – (no audio) During a party, Corby tried to make peace with Nasty Nestor without a microphone or any recorder. He honestly wanted to end things after Nasty was so rude to Norm. Nasty threw out the “JEW” line towards Corby. How it was said is unknown, but it was said.
7. 2009 Nasty vs Gordo – Gordo tries to make peace with Nasty. As Nasty sits there staring at Gordo, Gordo keeps talking and then Nasty launches at Gordo choking him, followed by Gordo’s helium voice.

Here’s the audio of most events:

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Noticed a bit of traffic coming from a Baltimore Ravens site today and thought I’d go see what they were saying.

Since we always get the Dallas side of who this tool is, I thought it might be good to let you read what people in his own city have to say about him.

Clearly Aparicio is an inviting target with his obsolete hairdo, his “Testosteroni” tonal inflections to make himself sound bigger than he is and his “chic” but dated Miami Vice attire that screams Sonny Crockett wannabe. Cheap publicity stunts like Free the Birds (Parts I, II and a possible III), his run-ins with the Orioles, his attacks on his former employer (The Sun) and damning editorials on homelessness in Baltimore help make the bulls eye on his back even that much more tempting.

He then goes on to say this about Nestor:

To be fair when he brings his “A” game, Aparicio is as good as any in the business while sitting in the chair of sports talking head. He is intelligent, articulate, informed, prepared and quick on his feet. I would even go so far to say that when he brings it, he’s the best on the B’more airwaves.

No matter what people may say, you can throw words or joke all you want, but when you cross that line and break the law by choking someone, there’s nothing else to be said in your defense.

You can read more over at the Baltimore Ravens News site.

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Nasty Nestor Jailbait

Apologies for the site being up and down all day, the Nasty Nestor incident flooded us with traffic constantly crashing our server.

Oh fun. Oh fun. Gordon tries to make peace with that dumbass Nasty Nestor and guess what he does? He launches up and chokes Gordon!

What a fucking douche bag. There’s a reason why no one likes him. Here’s a few examples on TheUnTicket.com:

• Nasty Nestor – Douche Bag
• Nasty & Gordon Buds – kind of what it looked like today!
• Nasty Nestor Anti-Semitic
• Nasty is still a Douche
• Nasty Nestor Lyrics
• Hitler Hates Nasty Nestor – TheUnTicket Original
• Baltimore Hates Nasty Nestor
• Nasty Nestor Hates Homeless People
• A sort of fake Nasty Nestor

Now that we’re done showing all of our Nasty Nestor posts here, let’s get to the good stuff! Here is the audio from Nasty Nestor choking Gordon Keith today at Media Row at the Super Bowl.

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*******UPDATE***********
Gordon has the video compliments of Dallassportsfans.com. You can read more over at his blog as I’m sure he’ll have more info sooner. To save you a click, i’ve embedded the video here

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We usually don’t hear about the biggest douche bag in media until around Super Bowl time when The Ticket is on media row with him. Last year he really made some noise when he threw out his anti-semitic views on Jewish people. TheUnTicket.com did our best in making as much noise about Nasty Nestor as we could in support of The Ticket guys and I think we did a pretty good job.

Well, someone commented with a link about more dumb shit from Nasty Nestor, the king of all douche bags. It appears he decided it was wise to announce his hatred for homeless people in downtown Baltimore. Yes, Nasty Nestor hates homeless people! Shocker? Of course not. Nestor hates anyone that isn’t Nestor.

You can even read the comments made by the readers. Some agree, which are probably Nestor himself trying to make his point worth a flip. The majority of the comments are giving him a piece of their mind. I mean, hey, homeless people can bug anyone, but is it really right to use a public media source to tell everyone you hate them and you and your wife have nicknames that are so bad you can’t publish them? He then goes into how uppity he is about crabcakes. He should be fired and thrown out with his homeless friends.

BTW, just in case they decide to pull his stupid story, I went ahead and printed a copy as a backup.Nasty Nestor Hates Homeless People

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We found this little thread over at the BaltimoreSun.com Forum where they noticed our rants on Nasty Nestor. The tone of several Baltimore residents is they really are put out by the guy too.

Then ‘Billy’ commented on a Nestor post referencing Nasty’s blog where Nasty Nestor is in spin control. What is funny about his post is he references someone from the ticket as being a “Shock Jock”. HA! I don’t believe any guys on The Ticket referenced him as a ‘Jew’ or dropped continuous “F-Bombs” after being approached about a sincere apology. I agree he might have had a reason to be mad a few years ago, but ever since then they have tried to make amends with the douche and he is a complete dick.

The last thing is regarding someone adding comments on our site who says he’s from the Baltimore area. It appears his ratings suck for a reason.

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Hitler may love the Dallas Cowboys, but man Hitler HATES Nasty Nestor Aparicio. Maybe we can get Hitler to spread his Hitler love Nasty Nestor’s way.

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Nasty S.O.B. I mistakenly wrote a song for you. Has a country/Tejas sound to it, but with strong 80’s and 90’s PullEddy influences. Here are the lyrics and I’ll be happy to sing/record it when necessary:

should I go or should i stay
kickin ass and takin names
gettin nun and passin out
dead asleep is my trouser trout
been fishing all the night
looking for nasty nestor fights
i don’t know if I can stand
might need to lean and use my hand
way too late if espn reruns their shows
why’s a bowl of cement up my nose
once i get this vid e o
up to par and let it go
a million clicks won’t change fo sho
just make nestor the worst of the shows you know
got an itch up in my butt
i dont think i’ve drank any nut ……….meg of course
i got a scratcher her name is slut
she needs the cash she’s in a rutt
big ole boobs they just don’t care
chics can take them any where
they frighten kids like big ole bears
shirts too tight you’ll get a tear
back to nasty, nestor douche
he should stuff his ego in his shoes
he speaks of jews a bit too loose
nasty nestor in a noose?
sucks to have the tables turned
nasty nestor you’ve been burned
hope you’ve understood and have learned
next time you cross the ticket, you’ll continue to get burned.
stay hard douchey

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Doanwanna Poopoo already posted about Nasty Nestor’s doucheness and most everyone already knows what’s going on. So we’ve decided that theunticket.com is going to be the official “Nasty Nestor Is A Douche” headquarters.

Watch the video we have so you can see how doucheful he is. I just can’t sit idly by as he tries to bigtime the greatness of the little Ticket out there in Phoenix.

So, go comment on his blog.

Email him at nasty@wnst.net

Talk shit and have some fun.

I just commented on his blog and since I knew he’d never publish it, I took a screenshot. Giggle…

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Today Corby Davidson told the story of trying to “bury the beef” with Nestor Aparicio, aka ‘Nasty Nestor’. The altercation happened after the members of said Ticket AM wanted to make peace with the shock jock who has had some sort of hatred towards the Ticket guys for many years.

Corby says he asked for 30 seconds of his time and he responded Nastily with a barrage of foul mouthed comments. He told Corby “Fuck You, Get the Fuck Away From Me.” Corby continued with kindness and tried to make Nestor understand his sincerity. Nestor immediately accused Corby of being mic’d up and Corby replied with, and I quote, “I swear on the Good Lord from above”, which was responded with, and I quote again, “You’re probably a JEW!”. Corby, being a noted man of the cloth, or Christian, or something, told him he was seriously trying to make amends with Nasty and wanted to end this ongoing battle with him. Nasty only got nasty and told Corbra to “fuck off and get the fuck away from him”.

In other news, watch how Hitler Hates Nasty Nestor.

Meanwhile, the rest of the guys were about 20 yards behind the scene preparing to throw down. Dongovan was well equipped, (he also had a chair in his hands) JUB was flexing his man breasts and brewing up a nice hot cup of diarrhea, Rhyner was reaching for the closest set of fake breasts explaining he needed to “squeeze the bejesus out of them” hoping to blind Nasty and Danny was not there, but was in spirit, like real spirits. Scotch I think.

**UPDATE**
This post has been updated a tad bit. It was originally written in a comedic sense. The comedy parts related to what was said by Nasty Nestor were removed and only the actual story, as told on air, remain. This site is getting a lot of attention because of what we’ve written and I want to make sure the story is told correctly.

The bottom line is Nasty Nestor is a complete jerk and the Jewish community should show their force against this “shock jock”. Just like Mel Gibson said his anti-semitic comments at his most weakest moment, Nestor was furious with the ticket guys who were trying to make friends and Nestor’s true feelings came out. I think the comments being posted here and even on websites in Baltimore show of his lack of respect for people in general.

When you are in the public eyes and ears, you need to learn to control yourself. Ask Don Imus. Ask Mel Gibson. Ask a long list of people. But rather than jump on your blog and try to deny the comments and blame everything on another radio station who has tried to make friends with you for several years is just a cowardly act.

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After much anticipation between the best sports talk radio in Dallas, a Marconi holder of sports show talk, and the old ugly nasty nestor creeped came to a head. There has always been a beef between the two with Nasty running and tattling to the NFL people trying to get the ticket thrown out. Gordo tried make peace on AM Earth, but Nasty wanted nothing to do with it and again, went and complained.

So I had an idea. “What would Greggo do if he were here?” As my brainstorming ran wild, I realized that there was only one thing that could bring these two arch enemies together. It’s by slipping a couple hits of ecstasy in both of their cups of coffee. An hour later I was able to snap this picture of Gordo and Nasty:

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Is theres a’s lisps withs thiss guys speechs ors is hes justs a’s douches bags?

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