Fake Nolan Ryan talked to the Musers this morning about the exciting win of the Rangers over the Yankees. Except he was more interested in talking about other things.

Wild Boar racing, bad crappie fishin and the fact he wants Jerry Jones to move the new stadium because it’s messing up his fishin on the little pond outside the ballpark.

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The Fake Nolan Ryan called in to explain how he stopped Milton Bradley from beating the local news guys who were bashing him on television.

Milton Bradley evidently was listening to a local news channel talk highly of Josh Hamilton, only to follow up the praise with a tongue lashing about Bradley. Rather than handle it like a normal human, he chose to charge the press box.

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