Posted on 04 September 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Fake Dirk talked with the Musers about his fake baby not in Cristal’s woman pouch.
He compared his baby making to his free throws in the playoffs, “shooting blanks”.
Dirk was also prepared for baby clothes because he found some of Grubes clothes left in the house.
He’s in South Africa for NBA without Borders looking for a new Cristal, but says it’s kind of like where he met the crook Cristal called NBA without Condoms.
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Posted on 14 May 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Every good team has a charter plane phone that is readily available for calls from radio stations.
Musers called the Mavs and was hoping to speak to someone.
They got their wish! Fake Mark Cuban, Fake Dirk Nowitzki, Fake Jason Kidd & Fake Josh Howard all had a few words with the guys.
Most surprising conversation was with the stewardess …. Avery Johnson. He was servin’ up some burr’as.
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Posted on 24 April 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo
Musers talked to the great fake Dirk Nowitzki.
He thinks the Spurs have figured him out after a 2nd game loss. A big blow up.
Dirk says he’s too heavy from bratwurst.
Then says something about Bonner…a little shocking.
Dirk then talks about buying Victory Park and soon to come, West End.
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Posted on 19 November 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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The Musers got a number to a phone that supposedly sits in the practice room of the Dallas Mavericks.
They called in to see who they could speak with.
Luckily, the Fake Jason Kidd answered. He had some interesting sports points.
Then the Fake Dirk Nowitzki got on the phone. He isn’t happy with the Mavs.
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