Somebody who was in the locker room after the Cowboys were thumped in Minnesota wanted to tell the Musers what the scene was like.

Of course, he wanted his voice disguised for obvious reasons.

Tony Romo turned on Garrett and threw him up against the wall and started screaming profanities at him … or kinda. Then everyone turned on him.

When Spencer threw Roy Williams a broad sword, something very familiar to the season happened.

Brooking, oddly ran into a Cuban look-alike contest and won.

The most shocking was Jerry Jones and his toupees flying off the handle.

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Supposedly attending a charitable event in Vegas the day after beating the Raiders on Thanksgiving, Tony Romo & Miles Austin were photo’d in Vegas at a nightclub.

The deep throat informant says he/she was there and goes through the details of what really happened that night.

Poker chips were evidently falling out of their pockets and mouths, plus he heard Tony rolling the dice saying “He could not lose, it was not December yet!”

Deep Throat tells of stories related to Jessica Simpson & Barbie Carpenter…how they couldn’t affect this trip compared to his Cabo trip.

He also told a story about Miles Austin yelling, “Move over Jerry Rice, Señor Gums has arrived”.

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Some old audio from a deep throat informant fell in my lap.

I guess Jah missed one day and no one was real sure where he was or what happened.

The deep throat informant goes into great detail of what happened the night before.

The details are quite shocking and also includes another familiar person.

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After discussions of office affairs, they had this person on that dropped a bomb.

The deep throat informant, but says ‘he/she’ has slept with everyone up at the ticket.

He/she would openly name Ja Dunham, Spank Miller, Norm Hitzghes, Bob Sturm, Dan McDowell, Donovan Lewis, and Mike Rhyner.

Each person named was followed with graphic stories of their relationships.

Then the deep throat informant was off to meet Gordo under the stairs.

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The deep throat informant talked to the Musers today about how the Cowboys are doing after their horrible season.

Wade Phillips put on 50 lbs since the end of the season due to bathtub’s of gravy. Romo isn’t affected, for some reason.

Tank Johnson and Pacman are making threats towards everyone in the D-Block.

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Deep Throat Informant

This morning the Musers spoke with someone that was in the meeting between Terrell Owens, Patrick Crayton & Roy Williams with Jason Garrett.

The meeting was supposedly about how T.O. thinks Tony Romo and Jason Witten have secret meetings about their own plays that leaves out T.O. Wahhhhh!!

This informant explains what is going on inside the Cowboys locker room.

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