Even though I never go to the Texas State Fair for fear of being one of the stars of “The First 48″ and having a heart attack from the food, I still love opening day.

Why? Because Big Tex always calls into the Musers.

Each year he has hot race opinions of who visits the fair. He didn’t disappoint.

Trojan. INS. Fogger.

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