The Orphanage, Cirque Du Sirois and Gordon Keith

Didn't have time to photoshop Cash and Mike into an Eiffel Tower

The Orphanage ended their show last week in spectacular fashion with some assistance from Gordon Keith (of the rant).  The very on-time and clock-conscious segments included:

  • Wheelbarrow Dogs
  • Jesus Braille
  • Period Island
  • Menstruation
  • Making fun of the blind
  • Cash and Mike tag-teaming a chick
  • DP, and no, not the owner of this site
  • The golden guy/girl ratio of porn
  • Gordo has a conscience, at least when it comes to Scarlett Johansen


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P.S. – Can’t post as much these days thanks to my ‘straight gig’. Pray for me, but more importantly, pray for DP.

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  1. Not that Bob
    September 19, 2011 20:42 Reply

    That was some greatness!!!

  2. September 20, 2011 07:45 Reply

    You still rock AP! It’s funny how quick P1’s are to jump on me for not keeping up with all the audio. I mean, I try my best to provide a nice little archive of what’s fun, but I do have a life, a job, a family and even a special relationship with alcohol that prevents me from living on this site.

    Just so you know, lovely P1’s/UnP1’s…hopefully soon, all audio will be here for you’s. Just trying to make it happen. Stay hard.

    • September 20, 2011 20:11 Reply

      It’s…it’s like you understand me, poop…

      I’ll do my best to chip in whenever I can. Just promise me you’ll hire me if I get fired….

  3. Irving Cares
    September 20, 2011 23:24 Reply

    Just wanted to say thanks for everything, guys.

  4. bkharmony
    October 03, 2011 21:33 Reply

    Thanks guys. Don’t know what I’d do without The Unticket. Your work is really appreciated.

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