Another Greggo Thursday.

Today Fake Greggo tackles a very angry feminine song by Meredith Brooks, called “Bitch”.

If you want to sing along, here’s the chorus:

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

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Welcome to Greggo Thursday. A day that is always fun to look forward to, even though I listen to these things over and over.

Anyhow, if you are familiar with Greggo and his interviewing skills, you should be familiar with his groundbreaking interview asking Chief Kunkle “Do You Like This Gig?“. He’s never been one to be a hard hitting interviewer.

The fake Greggo decided to interview Dallas Cowboy player man, Marcus Spears, back in his rookie year. The interview was strikingly similar to other interviews he’s done.

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It’s Greggo Thursday again and as promised, another Greggo bit.

If you ever wanted to get the truth out of Greggo, all you have to do is put him on a polygraph machine and ask him whatever you want to know.

At first, he’ll give you a lie, but as soon as the buzzer goes off, he’ll quickly tell you what you wanted to know.

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We’re starting a new thing at The UnTicket, “Greggo Thursdays“. We’re going to publish a Greggo bit every Thursday until we either run out or get sick of him. Then again, who can get sick of the Hammer bits?

There is no doubt that during the Greggo regime, he missed more days than the rest of the guys combined. These days, we now know why.

But without all of those missed days, we wouldn’t have been able to enjoy this classic audio:

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For those who can’t wait to get them some “Hammer, you can take a few shots with him (pictures, not alcohol) as he has agreed to pick up the microphone and be a presenter at the DOMA ceremony.

One of the comments over on the Observer blog was about putting Greggo into a room full of musicians. I guess that line means all music people drink, do drugs and apply a ton of peer pressure.

If someone plans on being there to roll video on it, please let us know. BabyArm??? Will you be there rolling tape?

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Reading through the comments over at Gordo’s Site, someone posted a link to a picture that I also believe is a possible Greggo spotting. We all know Greg The Hammer Williams is a fan of Texas Rangers baseball. So when you look at this picture, all the reaction appears to make it seem this is, in fact, Greggo Williams.

I wonder if The Hammer dropped a big coke fart and everyone is ducking. I don’t see a baseball anywhere. (after staring more, I found the ball. ‘nutshot’)

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Rumor has it that Greg “The Hammer” Williams might be teaming up with former Cowboys offensive lineman and marijuana distributor Nate Newton on ESPN radio.

I think it’d be AWESOME if Greggo resurfaced somewhere in Big D. And to further confirm this rumor, I was just sent this…

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Looks like we find out today at 5:15. Of course, the Wade press conference is going to screw it up I bet.

This morning was supposed to be the “BIG PROGRAMMING ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE TICKET”. They announced Ticket Stock, with Nolan Ryan. How the hell is that “Programming”? I tell you why they said that, because they wanted everyone to listen. They’re playing off of Greggo being gone.

Norm did say the Hardline will talk about Greggo at 5:15 today. Hopefully they put this stupid thing to rest and get the hammer back.

If you’re not coming back hammer, you’re welcome to be a guest here on the Unticket. “Let us hear from ya!”

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