Oooooh soo classy, class it up baby.

Hello sweet little Tickethead P1. In honor of the Ticket’s Sweet Sweet 16th birthday, TWO late concert calendars! You won’t find THAT in Russia!

December 18th: Where do y’all wanna go during dry dock?

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January 22nd: Listen for a fantastic “WHAT?!” from a good-good in the crowd when Rhynes is talking about who will be at the Reconsider Lounge on Thursday.

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The LCC makes a triumphant return to theunticket.com!

This week marks a very special edition, not only because it will be played and replayed on theunticket.com but because one Craig Junior Miller is onboard for Hardline afternoon drive fun as Cobra is away hot boxing in a golf-kart rental shed.

Oh what oh what should we spend our entertainment dollars on this week? If Biggest Show didn’t get you decided, rely on the commentary of the Old Grey Wolf, Big Dumb Danny, Sweet Grubes and Junior.

(“Wink!”)

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(I’m having trouble uploading images little buddies… but enjoy the audio!)

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Enjoy the radio fun, radio radios.

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Danny claims it is gonna suck.

Will doodoo make an appearance?

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Hey P1 Tickethead! Tis I, TheAnus!

If you scart sculling baawws, then TheAnus will provide you with the Concert Calendar and other fun stuff.

See what I did there? Not bad, huh?

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Danny Bowie Diamond Dogs Cover

A little diddy by the ex-member of the world famous bands “Pierce n Arrow” and “Sahara Rain”, Danny Balis.

At one time, golf always seemed to take priority over the show, so Danny put his skills together and wrote a song about it.

We’re still not sure if it does or not.

But the song is very heartfelt.

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Corby, Danny & Cat launched a fun prank on Sir Rhynes-o-lot.

Seems the constant promoting of Petty Theft has yielded the band $1,600 that Rhyner had in a bank envelope.

Corby and Danny opened it and realized it was Mike’s so they decided they had to have fun with it.

They held on to the money and watched Rhyner search the entire place during each break, yet he wouldn’t ask any of them for fear of being made fun of.

Then Corby had Cat send an email this morning saying the cleaning crew found a bank envelope and if it was theirs, come to his office.

Listen on to the full audio. “This is GREAT!” …Norm

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Danny Balis finds his birth mother. It’s great to hear and I hope it works out for the guy. Hopefully it will turn The Ticket’s “Stormy” into a new person, maybe “Sunny”.

Even though Queerby and Rhyner ruined it with the joke talk, although hilarious, it was a pretty cool segment to listen to. If you haven’t heard it, here, he’ll tell it again.

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I Like Steak

Special thanks to the velvet hammer for the audio.

More of these to hopefully come. Although the “I Like Steak” is about to make me insane in the membrane.

Thanks also to RHCP for the inspiration! (RHCP = Red Hot Chili Peppers)

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Lyrics might go something like:

I Like Steak

Some come cooked and some come raw
Blend it up and use a straw
Sit down put it on a bun
Pop it in the oven is my fav one

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

My steak is made of meat that’s good
Wash down with water if you could
Top it with cream
That’s my dream
Top it with cream

Some come cooked and some come raw
Blend it up and use a straw
Sit down put it on a bun
Pop it in the oven is my fav one

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

Some come old and cold
Must flip over check for mold
Let’s eat 2 put 4 on hold
A nod to the waiter better get it to go

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

Steak is better than everything
Just put some fire on that thing
Eat on a swing
Makes you lean
Steak on a swing

Some come hot and cold
Must flip over check for mold
Let’s eat 2 and put 4 on hold
A nod to the waiter better get it to go

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

Some come cooked and some come raw
Blend it up and use a straw
Sit down put it on a bun
Pop it in the oven is my fav one

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

Some come cooked and some come raw
Blend it up and use a straw
Sit down put it on a bun
Pop it in the oven is my fav one

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Not sure if you have seen the new Stuff Magazine Cover, but it appears there might be a reunion of a few of our favorite 80’s bands.

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Who could forget Captain Doo Doo? Well, no one can, really. He pays us all a visit a few times each day.

Here’s some old audio of a Captain Doo Doo episode, created by these geniuses over here.

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With the recent story about Greggo’s salary of being half a million, one can only speculate about the salary of one George Dunham.

According to a very weird cribs version of the Dunham Manor some time ago, it would appear JUB JUB is doing quite well for himself.

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(classic audio)

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What a juicy time for Ticket fans! If you’ve read the other posts about Richie Whitt’s article “The Hard Lie”, then you are rubbing your hands together in anticipation for The Hardline’s response. Lucky for us, they decided to go a few segments into the subject and tell their side of the story. It’s definitely good to hear someone involved put some valid points into the story rather than just reading an article from an outside source. I’m just glad Corby put his side in because the article really made him out to be a backstabbing snake.

Reading over on Whitt’s blog, a lot of people said they were probably going to miss the audio. Guess what. . .that’s what TheUnTicket.com is for! I broke them down by segments:

Segment 1 – The Hardline’s response to “The Hard Lie”

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Segment 2 – Rhyner responds about phasing out Greggo

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Segment 3 – Closing comments about the whole thing

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FINALLY!! The question “Where’s Greggo?” has been answered. New question is, “Where’s the Greggo drops?”

(PS. MacGruber, stop ignoring me!)

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We had a little update on the Sahara Rain tribute page. Well, I guess it’s more of a Danny Balis band history page. One of Danny’s old fans, a “Rainiac”, wanted to hear the Hardline talk about an email he sent in.

More Sahara Rain Audio here.

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