Posted on 12 October 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo
Fake Jerry starts off by saying the game was as embarrassing as the time he sharted in his pants.
Then Wade comes on and is really confused thinking we played the Dallas Texans and where they played in Dallas.
Jerry tells Wade how he’s embarrassing with his goofy celebrations and getting tangled in the headset.
Then the subject of U2 show comes up and Wade wants to go to the show.
Then Wade & Jerry break off into a U2 song, “Where the Streets Have No Name”.
Jerry then tells the story about trying to get rid of Wade but Wade winds up back to the surprise of Jerry.
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Posted on 03 August 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo
Gordon Keith
The Great Gordo hit the field with the wireless microphone at training camp.
He was able to speak to quite a few Cowboys, including the real Wade.
Wade referred to the Musers as “knuckleheads”.
The level of knowledge Gordo has about the players and his stellar questions steal the show.
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Posted on 05 March 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo
T.NO - Bye Bye
News came down tonight that T.O. got the boot.
Apparently he’s traveling and doesn’t even know yet. I think it would be hilarious if the entire country knew before he did.
Great player, but damn. I won’t be sad to see all the drama disappear. I mean, the Cowboys carry enough press and don’t need a drama queen adding to it.
Roy Williams (the real) needs to pull up those pants and get ready to be the man.
Way to go Jerry for growing a sac and actually cutting him.
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Posted on 24 July 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo
Welcome to another year of Dallas Cowboys football! If you missed the state of the team press conference, here it is:
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Posted on 25 February 2008 by Jerusalem Jackson
Can you believe it was 19 years ago TODAY that Jerry Jones bought the Dallas Cowboys?? Wow…time flies.
I remember being so pissed off at the way the whole thing went down. But I got over it pretty quick when Jerry “lopped off Landry’s head” as the fake Johnny Myatt would put it. I’ve always said that I love anyone with a star on their helmet and that was the biggest test this mantra of mine has ever had to endure.
And it’s all worked out. Hey, we got 3 shiny new rings out of the deal, the triplets, HOF inductions, and countless wonderful moments and memories. And I’ll bet we’re not done yet!
Happy 19th Anniversary, Jerry Jones.
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Posted on 29 January 2008 by Jerusalem Jackson
Ahh, it seems like the 90’s are back again. First it was Jason Garrett’s return. And then earlier this month Hudson Houck returned. And now the great Dave Campo is back?!
Fuck yeah, dudes & dudettes….this is good. Our secondary will be much improved and the crew is back together again.
Welcome back, Campo!
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