Nasty Nestor – Original Song

Posted on 31 January 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Nasty S.O.B. I mistakenly wrote a song for you. Has a country/Tejas sound to it, but with strong 80’s and 90’s PullEddy influences. Here are the lyrics and I’ll be happy to sing/record it when necessary:

should I go or should i stay
kickin ass and takin names
gettin nun and passin out
dead asleep is my trouser trout
been fishing all the night
looking for nasty nestor fights
i don’t know if I can stand
might need to lean and use my hand
way too late if espn reruns their shows
why’s a bowl of cement up my nose
once i get this vid e o
up to par and let it go
a million clicks won’t change fo sho
just make nestor the worst of the shows you know
got an itch up in my butt
i dont think i’ve drank any nut ……….meg of course
i got a scratcher her name is slut
she needs the cash she’s in a rutt
big ole boobs they just don’t care
chics can take them any where
they frighten kids like big ole bears
shirts too tight you’ll get a tear
back to nasty, nestor douche
he should stuff his ego in his shoes
he speaks of jews a bit too loose
nasty nestor in a noose?
sucks to have the tables turned
nasty nestor you’ve been burned
hope you’ve understood and have learned
next time you cross the ticket, you’ll continue to get burned.
stay hard douchey

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3 Comments For This Post

  1. Choderus Says:

    Nestor J & Jennifer F Aparicio

    10 E Lee St, Apt 2309

    Baltimore, MD 21202-6045

    (410) 547-6766

  2. Doanwanna Poopoo Says:

    HAA… lets send him a case of douche.

  3. Doanwanna Poopoo Says:

    Hey everyone, check out this site: http://www.phonemyphone.com/calls

    Makes sure you “don’t” use that number above on this site.

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