Bad Analogy Guy – Diarrhea in a Cornfield – 8.2.16
BAG finds Terrell McClain at Cowboys training camp. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bad-analogy-guy-8.2.16.mp3
Crazy Ass Shit Black People Say – 8.3.16
This was supposed to be about how Donovan doesn't like [...]
George’s Mysterious Lover – 8.3.16
Gordo found yet another way to mess with George. She's [...]
Corby Wireless – Sheep Lady – 8.2.16
At Cowboys training camp Corby asks some broad a bunch [...]
Terry Crowder – Country Reporter – 8.2.16
Gordo has a new character to interview Cowboys DT Maliek [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Period Trail – 8.1.16
Tiger's a bit more graphic than usual. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-tiger-woods-8.1.16.mp3
Classic Audio: Fake Dan Bennett calls the real Dale Hansen
This classic piece of audio dates back to a time [...]
Hints from Heloise – 7.30.16
How to keep tp away from your cat. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hints-from-heloise-7.30.16.mp3
E-Brake – 7.29.16
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Corby shocked Norm calls [...]
Augustus Sauvignon – Famous Fight Promoter – 7.28.16
He has many unusual ideas for Fight Night. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/augustus-sauvignon-7.28.16.mp3
Major Station Announcement: Jake at Fight Night – 7.27.16
Jake will be fighting Norm's arch-nemesis Mike in Duncanville at [...]
Fake Bill Clinton – DNC Speech – 7.27.16
Bill shares some stuff he left out of his speech [...]
Classic Audio: Fake Big Tex visits with the Musers
In these classic pieces of audio we have our morning [...]
Fake Barron Trump – Luxurious Tweenager – 7.26.16
Donald's son doesn't like George either. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-barron-trump-7.26.16.mp3
Coach Marge – In the Woods – 7.25.16
George has guards on the outskirts of his mansion. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/coach-marge-7.25.16.mp3 [...]
Classic Audio: Top 10 Angst-laden drops (from 2003)
We are back today with some more classic audio. The [...]
Fake Donald Trump – Republican Nominee – 7.22.16
He has accepted the Republican nomination for president. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-donald-trump-7.22.16.mp3
E-Brake – 7.22.16
The Emergency Brake of the Week: TC tongue tied Donovan [...]
Musers Mix from Hell – 7.21.16
The Musers try to annoy the hell out of us [...]
Fake Chan Gailey – Blood Diaper – 7.21.16
Chan wants to be in the Cowboys Ring of Honor. [...]
Spatula Talk
"I have a 5 spatula rotation." -George Dunham http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/spatula-talk-7.21.16.mp3 [...]
Ribby Paultz – At the RNC – 7.20.16
Ribby reports from the Republican National Convention. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ribby-paultz-7.20.16.mp3
Fake Melania Trump – Not a Crook – 7.19.16
Melania speaks in her own words. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-melania-trump-7.19.16.mp3