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Hints from Heloise – 7.30.16

How to keep tp away from your cat. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hints-from-heloise-7.30.16.mp3

By DP|August 1st, 2016|Categories: Cirque Du Sirois|Tags: dave lane, hints from helouise|

E-Brake – 7.29.16

The Emergency Brake of the Week: Corby shocked Norm calls [...]

By DP|July 30th, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: corby davidson, e-brake, mike rhyner, Norm Hitzges|

Augustus Sauvignon – Famous Fight Promoter – 7.28.16

He has many unusual ideas for Fight Night. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/augustus-sauvignon-7.28.16.mp3

By DP|July 30th, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, Fight Night, new character|

Major Station Announcement: Jake at Fight Night – 7.27.16

Jake will be fighting Norm's arch-nemesis Mike in Duncanville at [...]

By DP|July 30th, 2016|Categories: Bad Radio|Tags: angry caller, Fight Night, jake kemp, major ticket announcement, p1 caller|

Fake Bill Clinton – DNC Speech – 7.27.16

Bill shares some stuff he left out of his speech [...]

By DP|July 30th, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, fake bill clinton, fake ronald reagan, ghost of ronald reagan|

Classic Audio: Fake Big Tex visits with the Musers

In these classic pieces of audio we have our morning [...]

By DP|July 27th, 2016|Categories: Audio, General Fun, The Musers, The Ticket|Tags: 8:40 bit, big mex, big tex, fake, gordo, state fair, The Musers|

Fake Barron Trump – Luxurious Tweenager – 7.26.16

Donald's son doesn't like George either. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-barron-trump-7.26.16.mp3

By DP|July 27th, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, attitudinal kids, fake barron trump|

Coach Marge – In the Woods – 7.25.16

George has guards on the outskirts of his mansion. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/coach-marge-7.25.16.mp3 [...]

By DP|July 26th, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, coach marge, george dunham manor, mansion|

Ticket Shows – 7.18.16-7.25.16

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By DP|July 26th, 2016|Categories: Bad Radio, Cirque Du Sirois, Norm Hitzges, Saturday Shows, Shake Joint, The Hardline, The Musers, The Tee Box|Tags: ad free, Donovan Lewis, doyle king, drag racing, full episodes, george digianni, jake kemp, jeremy moran, justin montemayor, Local Ticket, Not A Podcast, peter welpton, podcast, race week, rich phillips, sportatorium, the kickaround, top 10, ty walker|

Classic Audio: Top 10 Angst-laden drops (from 2003)

We are back today with some more classic audio. The [...]

By DP|July 25th, 2016|Categories: Audio, General Fun, Greggo, The Hardline, The Ticket|Tags: angry, angst, Audio, classic, drops, laden, ranking, The Hardline, top 10, top ten|

Fake Donald Trump – Republican Nominee – 7.22.16

He has accepted the Republican nomination for president. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-donald-trump-7.22.16.mp3

By DP|July 23rd, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, fake donald trump, republican convention|

E-Brake – 7.22.16

The Emergency Brake of the Week: TC tongue tied Donovan [...]

By DP|July 23rd, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: Donovan Lewis, e-brake, lay out, TC Fleming, ty walker|

Musers Mix from Hell – 7.21.16

The Musers try to annoy the hell out of us [...]

By DP|July 22nd, 2016|Categories: Norm Hitzges, The Musers|Tags: annoying laugh, mix|

Fake Chan Gailey – Blood Diaper – 7.21.16

Chan wants to be in the Cowboys Ring of Honor. [...]

By DP|July 22nd, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, fake chan gailey|

Spatula Talk

"I have a 5 spatula rotation." -George Dunham http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/spatula-talk-7.21.16.mp3 [...]

By DP|July 22nd, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: spatula talk, topic wheel|

Ribby Paultz – At the RNC – 7.20.16

Ribby reports from the Republican National Convention. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ribby-paultz-7.20.16.mp3

By DP|July 22nd, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, republican convention, ribby paultz|

Fake Melania Trump – Not a Crook – 7.19.16

Melania speaks in her own words. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-melania-trump-7.19.16.mp3

By DP|July 22nd, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, fake melania trump, new character|

Fake Tiger Woods – Phil the Dill – 7.18.16

Tiger was very happy with the British Open result. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-tiger-woods-7.18.16.mp3 [...]

By DP|July 22nd, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, british open, fake tiger woods|

Wheelchair + Make a Wish + Nub Talk – 7.18.16

Gordo, Monty and some other weekend dude talk about wheelchairs [...]

By DP|July 22nd, 2016|Categories: The Ticket|Tags: fill in, gordon character, gordon keith, justin montemayor, make a wish, nub, peter welpton, wheelchair|

Classic Audio: Fake movie promos from the Rant (Lord of the Rings, A Beautiful Mind)

Hey good-goods and strong-haves, I have a little bit of [...]

By DP|July 21st, 2016|Categories: Audio, General Fun, the rant, The Ticket|Tags: 2002, Audio, beautiful mind, classic, dave lane, frodo, gandalf, gen x davey, gordo, gordon keith, john nash, lord of the rings, the rant|

Gordo’s Corner – People Puppy Parties

Gordo discusses people puppy parties and draws George offsides. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Gordos-Corner-People-Puppy-Parties.mp3 [...]

By DP|July 20th, 2016|Categories: The Musers|

E-Brake – 7.15.16

The Emergency Brake of the Week: TC ignores Norm Julie [...]

By DP|July 17th, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: e-brake, live spot, Norm Hitzges, TC Fleming, weird noises|

The Musers Talk to the Original Pikachu – 7.14.16

Pokemon Go is all the rage, but the original [...]

By DP|July 17th, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, pikachu, pokemon|

Fake Nolan Ryan – Killed Rudolph – 7.13.16

Nolan has developed a taste for reindeer. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-nolan-ryan-7.13.16.mp3

By DP|July 17th, 2016|Categories: The Musers|Tags: 8:40 bit, fake nolan ryan, snow monkeys|