E-Brake – 11.17.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Gary Patterson shitty Gordo [...]
Fake Charles Manson with Fake Bill Clinton – 11.17.17
This odd pairing turned out to be the final appearance [...]
Erin Andrews on The Musers – 11.16.17
Erin scolds George for hating everything and Gordo has an [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Cowgirl Week – 11.16.17
Sal got his foist job. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/touchdown-brothers-11.16.17.mp3
O-Deck – The Man Girl – 11.14.17
Gordo tells George about the man who abandoned his family [...]
Norm Mixes with Danny – 11.15.17
Poor Norm, first he calls Donovan Danny and then he [...]
Junior Talks to the World’s Oldest Baseball Players – 11.15.17
Junior interviews two elderly men full of stories. Only one [...]
Community Quickhits – Uber Bitch – 11.14.17
The Hardline talks about the drunk Dallas County prosecutor that [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – We Play For 60 Minutes – 11.14.17
Garrett Bot has some more catchphrases. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jason-garrett-11.14.17.mp3
Hints From Heloise – 6.10.17
You can buy shit online. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/hints-from-heloise-6.10.17.mp3
Big Black Cowboys Computer – 11.10.17
The BBCC stops by to tell some jokes. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/bbcc-11.10.17.mp3
E-Brake – 11.10.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Norm joke Mino drop [...]
E-News – Louis C.K. Talk – 11.9.17
The Hardline talks about the big Louis C.K. controversy. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/enews-11.9.17.mp3 [...]
Fake Stephen Jones – Daddy Hates the NFL – 11.9.17
Stephen just got three spankings for nothing. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-stephen-jones-11.9.17.mp3
History of Nachos Talk – 11.9.17
There was a major death in the nachos community. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/history-of-nachos-talk-11.9.17.mp3 [...]
O-Deck – Vomit Talk – 11.8.17
Gordo is still sick and now has a case of [...]
O-Deck – Cray Trey Goes to CVS – 11.2.17
The Musers need a rectal thermometer to check Gordo's fever. [...]
E-Brake – 11.3.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Dan burp Mike confused [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – That Punk Ass Jon Daniels – 11.2.17
Having won the World Series as part of the Astros, [...]
George Goes Off On Jerry Jones – 11.1.17
George has a major problem with Jerry's handling of the [...]
Community Quickhits – Dairy Queen Talk – 11.1.17
The Hardline talks about DQ closures in Texas and then [...]
Community Quickhits – Mr. Nikita Talk – 10.31.17
Stray cat talk turn into Mike remembering his cat that [...]
A Shocking Dan Joke
Dan describes his daughter's Halloween costume. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/dan-joke-10.30.17.mp3
E-News 6-30-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/enews63005.mp3 Jennifer Garner/U.S. Top Ten Album Sales/The Resistance/Queen & [...]
Why Today Doesn’t Suck w/Ben & Skin 6-30-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/whytoday63005.mp3 Fake I.D. Talk/WTDS