Killer’s Thanksgiving Essay – 11.23.17
Killer has something he'd like to read to us for [...]
The Woman That Married a Train Station – 11.22.17
This time Junior Miller tells George about the latest wheels [...]
Hints from Heloise – 8.12.17
You can make bad food look good. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/hints-from-heloise-8.12.17.mp3
Shorty DeFazio – Troy Aikman Items – 11.21.17
Shorty has some shady memorabilia including a Tony Romo Super [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Suing to be in the Super Bowl – 11.20.17
Jerry has a new lawsuit against the NFL. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.20.17.mp3
Gordo Talks Death of Charles Manson – 11.20.17
Gordo says goodbye to his leader. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/muse-manson-death-11.20.17.mp3
E-Brake – 11.17.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Gary Patterson shitty Gordo [...]
Fake Charles Manson with Fake Bill Clinton – 11.17.17
This odd pairing turned out to be the final appearance [...]
Erin Andrews on The Musers – 11.16.17
Erin scolds George for hating everything and Gordo has an [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Cowgirl Week – 11.16.17
Sal got his foist job. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/touchdown-brothers-11.16.17.mp3
O-Deck – The Man Girl – 11.14.17
Gordo tells George about the man who abandoned his family [...]
Norm Mixes with Danny – 11.15.17
Poor Norm, first he calls Donovan Danny and then he [...]
Junior Talks to the World’s Oldest Baseball Players – 11.15.17
Junior interviews two elderly men full of stories. Only one [...]
Community Quickhits – Uber Bitch – 11.14.17
The Hardline talks about the drunk Dallas County prosecutor that [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – We Play For 60 Minutes – 11.14.17
Garrett Bot has some more catchphrases. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jason-garrett-11.14.17.mp3
Hints From Heloise – 6.10.17
You can buy shit online. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/hints-from-heloise-6.10.17.mp3
Big Black Cowboys Computer – 11.10.17
The BBCC stops by to tell some jokes. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/bbcc-11.10.17.mp3
E-Brake – 11.10.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Norm joke Mino drop [...]
E-News – Louis C.K. Talk – 11.9.17
The Hardline talks about the big Louis C.K. controversy. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/enews-11.9.17.mp3 [...]
Fake Stephen Jones – Daddy Hates the NFL – 11.9.17
Stephen just got three spankings for nothing. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-stephen-jones-11.9.17.mp3
History of Nachos Talk – 11.9.17
There was a major death in the nachos community. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/history-of-nachos-talk-11.9.17.mp3 [...]
O-Deck – Vomit Talk – 11.8.17
Gordo is still sick and now has a case of [...]
O-Deck – Cray Trey Goes to CVS – 11.2.17
The Musers need a rectal thermometer to check Gordo's fever. [...]
E-Brake – 11.3.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Dan burp Mike confused [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – That Punk Ass Jon Daniels – 11.2.17
Having won the World Series as part of the Astros, [...]