Unticket Request Line

by AP on June 3, 2010 · 962 comments

Attention UnTicket P1′s!

Ok, I’m seriously going to try and keep this thing going.  But for that to happen, we need to lay a couple of ground rules, just to make our lives easier.  Following these rules will really, really increase your chances of getting the premium golden ticket audio content that you so lust after inserted into your warm ear canals.

  • We need the date and time of the requested audio.  I have enough trouble remembering what comes after the Musers and before BaD Radio.  Throw us a bone if you don’t remember the exact date – i.e. “It was after GNG, or before the E-News where Rhynes’s colostomy bag exploded all over the microphone”
  • It’s gotta be funny or worthwhile to people other than just you – for example, the interview that Norm did about the Aggie/Longhorn/HornFrog/Sooner third-string running back that you want to hear because you went to that college is not worthy audio
  • We generally don’t re-post sports segments unless there’s a meltdown or E-brake
  • Ask for one specific thing – for example, requesting all community-quick-hits for the last, oh, six months or so is not cool. Use our audio files/archive pages for your show or segment.
  • Birthday shout-outs on WTDS, not so much — However, if you’re willing to share the pictures that you sent to the Hardline with us, we can negotiate…
  • Absolutely, positively no raceweek.

Failure to adhere to the rules will result in (a) denial of your request, (b) public ridicule, (c) me going through and permanently deleting the audio so you’ll never, ever have it.


TheUnTicket Request Line by theunticket

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Fake Norm and Fake Goose – Superbowl Halftime Show
February 9, 2011 at 6:30 pm

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1 BC May 12, 2014 at 8:59 am

I’ll hop on the JR1734 train. How about Round 1 of the NFL Draft? 5-8-14 from 7PM-11PM. The first hour of Rounds 2-3 is on the Hardline from 5-9-14 and the Saturday shows cover most of Rounds 4-7


2 BS May 13, 2014 at 10:59 am

Yes, NFL Draft.


3 Darin Thompson May 15, 2014 at 8:55 am

I am looking for the TC Fleming full version of on air meltdown “fu fu fufufa fa fa”. I don’t know exactly when it happened but it is used as a drop quite often. Thanks.


4 Chris Chris May 17, 2014 at 8:46 am

D&M EBrake – 05/16/2014 please sir!


5 Paul May 26, 2014 at 4:47 pm

There was an amazing Peter King impersonation by a p1 that Gordon and the Musers still reference occasionally. I believe it was from one of Gordon’s fan feedback session (not one of the ones currently posted). This would be a great find if you somehow have it.



6 cory June 2, 2014 at 10:39 am

Can you post the Dr. Laura audio where she get’s pranked on the Terri Schiavo bet with the give it all back quote ? I haven’t been ablet to find it online anywhere but they seem to play it from time to time on the ticket.


7 Paul Sage June 4, 2014 at 7:31 pm

Hoping to get Ed Carter’s sportsline from last week (June 27, 28 or 29) from The Musers.


8 P1inHouston June 5, 2014 at 5:50 pm

Can you upload the vintage audio the Musers played last Thursday I think it was (5/29), during the 8:40 segment? It was originally from right after the 2006 NFL draft and it was fake Jerry and fake Parcells calling draft picks E.J. Whitley and Skylar Green. Thanks.


9 Phil Johnson June 5, 2014 at 6:52 pm

Humbling requesting WTDS from today (6/5/14) which was from about 3pm until 3:20 or so. Epic meltdowns, fake Bobs, gross jokes and great L4G stuff.



10 scott dearmore June 6, 2014 at 1:59 pm

im looking for either
6-4-14 muser segment on George straight with Kelly dearmore where gordo and George got into it around 815 am OR
the Ebrake segment on Friday morning 6-5-14 that included the George straight segment. thanks for the great work!!!!


11 jeff galaska June 9, 2014 at 7:36 pm

I’m looking for the Line 4 Guy voicemail on ‘polynesian history’…I don’t have the date (the issue), but that tickets my taint. Any help would be greatly appreciated


12 Andrew June 13, 2014 at 1:04 pm

I’m looking for the “it’s fun time now” drop played on the hardline.I think it is from Silence of the Lambs, but not sure.


13 Tim McCue June 18, 2014 at 4:07 pm

Fake Jürgen Klinsmann, 6-17-14, 8:40 bit.


14 Patrick Motley June 20, 2014 at 1:55 pm

Good dudes!


15 Brent June 29, 2014 at 6:27 am

Landmine World Cup Kickaround eps! I’ve been in Brazil and would love to hear what they’re saying about the World Cup on the ticket on the main World Cup show!


16 not purple July 6, 2014 at 6:08 pm

where can I find the full audio of the ‘moron dog’ segment?? I’ve tried searching everything I could think of to find it


17 sportsgreek August 14, 2014 at 12:30 pm
18 The Bushwood July 11, 2014 at 7:42 am

All recordings with mention to the P1 sub-cult “Bushwood Nation” and any audio evidence as to why the Sports Duck fired Gunslinger Jon Garrett


19 Randy July 14, 2014 at 7:53 am

I would like a clip of danny’s “That sucks” alarm. The drop is played often on the hard line.


20 Mark July 15, 2014 at 4:04 pm

There’s an E-News segment from around June 18-20, 2011 that I’ve been looking for. There’s a lot of funny stuff regarding an Amy Winehouse trainwreck in Serbia (shortly before she died) and Corby’s abrasive opinion regarding a number of former Playmates.


21 @iworkhere July 18, 2014 at 7:23 am

The Lee Trevino interview where Mino “accidentally” fires off a drop.

Date: July 16th, 2014
Time: Hardline, 5:10 or 5:30 segment (maybe?)


22 WSP-1 July 18, 2014 at 10:51 am

I wanna hear the lee trevino Mino drop that everyone was calling about in the e-brake.


23 Ryan July 21, 2014 at 3:13 pm

I’d really enjoy having Steve Busby uncomfortably saying “penis” rather than peanuts. Would love to hear it in context if possible. No funeral…..Ryan


24 Dave July 22, 2014 at 4:31 pm

the debut of “Heroin Mike” on the Hardline.

Late in the show on 02/20/14.


25 Mark July 23, 2014 at 3:24 pm

Today, July 23 2014, just after Why Today Doesn’t Suck.
Mike and Corby were trying to do a live spot but had a bit of a meltdown when Corby fell into a coughing fit. (CORBY, CLEAR!!! *BOING*)


26 Roughing the Chicken July 25, 2014 at 4:04 pm

Do you have any of Jerimiah Ontarios blog? it was 2005 or 2006 I think, probably late july, or Aug.


27 Justin July 29, 2014 at 6:33 am

Is there any way that you can upload Jerry Jones asking the caller “did you enjoy them 3 Super Bowls? I hope you did! I hope you did very much!!” It has to be around 2000 on D&M. Afterwards, I don’t think he took calls anymore. Thanks you so much


28 bkharmony August 1, 2014 at 9:12 am

Hoping to hear the Microphone Johnson segment from 7/30; the 8:40 bit. “Hammer Killer.” Thanks.


29 chris August 8, 2014 at 7:40 pm

i would like to have the dan mcdowell alarm..


30 bart August 9, 2014 at 1:56 pm

where can you find the fehey college tutorial on hand jobs/ Freshey pepper.
Was hilarious


31 sportsgreek August 14, 2014 at 12:24 pm
32 MJ August 11, 2014 at 7:01 am

A long time back they replayed a skit Corby had done making fun of Texas Tech. It was like a commercial and he kept saying GET YOUR GUNS UUUUPP! Do you guys happen to have that audio? I was unable to find it.



33 Jason Neal August 13, 2014 at 12:32 pm

I’m looking for a specific episode where Tony Stewart was a guest and Badd radio, and the remote was at Texas Motor Speedway. It’s the episode were Tony Stewart was throwing stuff at Dan. I want to here the Gay or Not Gay segment because they read one I sent on-air. I am pretty sure it was the 06/05/12 episode but it is not in your playlist. I have heard it on the unticket before. Just can’t find the audio clip now. Thanks for any help.



34 Jason Neal August 13, 2014 at 12:54 pm

I found it. It was on 03/06/12


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