Unticket Request Line

Attention UnTicket P1’s!

Ok, I’m seriously going to try and keep this thing going.  But for that to happen, we need to lay a couple of ground rules, just to make our lives easier.  Following these rules will really, really increase your chances of getting the premium golden ticket audio content that you so lust after inserted into your warm ear canals.

  • We need the date and time of the requested audio.  I have enough trouble remembering what comes after the Musers and before BaD Radio.  Throw us a bone if you don’t remember the exact date – i.e. “It was after GNG, or before the E-News where Rhynes’s colostomy bag exploded all over the microphone”
  • It’s gotta be funny or worthwhile to people other than just you – for example, the interview that Norm did about the Aggie/Longhorn/HornFrog/Sooner third-string running back that you want to hear because you went to that college is not worthy audio
  • We generally don’t re-post sports segments unless there’s a meltdown or E-brake
  • Ask for one specific thing – for example, requesting all community-quick-hits for the last, oh, six months or so is not cool. Use our audio files/archive pages for your show or segment.
  • Birthday shout-outs on WTDS, not so much — However, if you’re willing to share the pictures that you sent to the Hardline with us, we can negotiate…
  • Absolutely, positively no raceweek.

Failure to adhere to the rules will result in (a) denial of your request, (b) public ridicule, (c) me going through and permanently deleting the audio so you’ll never, ever have it.


TheUnTicket Request Line by theunticket


  1. November 26, 2014 09:40 Reply

    I need Norm yelling “Brad” that is all.

    Thank you

  2. tron carter
    December 04, 2014 12:04 Reply

    Fake Robert Wilonsky teases. 12/3/2014 5:03PM

  3. JS
    December 06, 2014 13:32 Reply

    Years ago they had a theme song for Mike Rhyner and a theme song for Greg Willams. Do you have the audio for each of those 2 theme songs?

    The “3 Blind Mice” tune was used for Greggo, but obviously with different words (or possibly the tune was used with Mike’s theme song… I’m not totally sure).

  4. Christian Garcia
    December 08, 2014 16:44 Reply

    I would love for you guys to put on the site Dan bringing up Bob and Newy tweeting about soccer. That was so funny how bob was tweeting the way newy was “I watching socer” talk and the P1s jsut dog pile on the tweet thread. was so funny. Also if you can put on where Bob was doing fake Dan and Dan was doing fake Bob and Donnie is just going back and forth.

  5. Abe
    December 17, 2014 08:57 Reply

    you should add “Oh, hear them.” It has been played a few times, but it was played again at 8:40 on 12/17/2014. That one needs to be sent to loved ones for christmas ear pleasure.

  6. Snuffalupagus
    December 17, 2014 09:54 Reply

    I would LOVE if you could post the Hardline segment from 12/16/2014 where they went over the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees. Mike singing over the Joan Jett song was absolutely hilarious.

  7. pablo
    December 18, 2014 17:23 Reply

    do you have the Uber promotion that has been running the past few weeks…the”I drove bus” ad.


  8. Justin
    January 02, 2015 12:58 Reply

    I’ve been looking for the uber “I drove bus” drop everywhere and can’t find it. I’d like to see that on the site. If you’ve put it on there already, I’m sorry. But I couldn’t find it.

  9. J
    January 06, 2015 15:18 Reply

    The drop or full conversation with “DO YOU WANNA GO?!?”, sorry I forgot what date and time it was, just hoping you remember. It was during the Hardline i believe

  10. Russ in Arlington
    January 07, 2015 10:45 Reply

    Touchdown Brothers – 11.13.12

    I tried to comment on the above post, but I’m doing it here just in case.
    It starts with the spoof of Norms Choose Energy ebrake. “Where are you getting your cheesesteak?”

    This clip needs to be tagged or renamed so people can find it by searching “online cheesesteak” or “online cheese steak”.

    Thanks for this awesome P1 public service!

  11. Aaron
    January 08, 2015 11:06 Reply

    Hi There,

    I’m a long time P1. Going on 18 yrs plus. Could you post the drop of the guy saying something to the effect of “There is a right way of doing things and this is not it”?

    I hear the Hard Line play it from time to time and think its hilarious.


    • Dave
      January 08, 2015 11:09 Reply

      That’s Brad Sham!

  12. P1 from Day 2
    January 08, 2015 12:02 Reply

    Request: Musers 8:40 bit from 1/8 – Call Green Bay Sports station

  13. jason jelen
    January 09, 2015 08:18 Reply

    sheboygan brothers, 1/8/15, 8.40am

  14. Gameshow Guy
    January 09, 2015 09:25 Reply

    Here’s the Ragonk Force game:


    That is all.

  15. Reggie Tennison
    January 14, 2015 09:49 Reply

    Last Thursday I heard Corby tease that there would be a fun with country music segment on Friday at 5:30pm (1/9). I tried to find it through the archives, but that particular Hardline link is jacked up. Instead of playing the Hardline’s show it plays 72 minutes of Bob and Dan.

    • Jeff
      January 16, 2015 09:39 Reply

      If you have the sports day talk app, you can listen to it there.

  16. January 14, 2015 14:23 Reply

    Please post this week’s (post Green Bay) Fake Jerry and Fake Jason. Also fake Chan if you have it. THX!

  17. Mark Anderson
    January 16, 2015 09:01 Reply

    Could you please post the last 2 “Getting Real with Troy Aikman” segments from Jan 8th and Jan 15th. Thank you.

  18. Mike Roberts
    January 19, 2015 19:22 Reply

    Do you have the Johnny Oates “What would it be like to be human?” song

  19. Nate Holm
    January 26, 2015 13:41 Reply

    Looking for the often used Vivaldi bit

  20. Mark
    January 29, 2015 15:26 Reply


    Anyway to get a link or something with all the ticket references in the Justified show on FX?

  21. Chris Mycoskie
    February 05, 2015 15:37 Reply

    I’d like to hear Corby’s segment from 5:10 on Feb. 4, reviewing the five-star recruits from five years ago… his annual national signing day tradition. I just missed it. Thanks.

  22. Nick Parkin
    February 05, 2015 20:08 Reply

    Audio request- Norm’s birdhouse segment from February 4th, 2015

  23. Mark
    March 19, 2015 07:45 Reply

    Yesterday (3/18/15) on The Hardline at around 5:40 PM. They were talking about a Petty Theft showing in Denton a couple of weeks ago and how Mike stepped into a beartrap regarding a wheelchair-bound patron. Lots of laughs between Corby, Danny, and a surprise phone call from the Jubinator.

  24. R. Logan
    April 23, 2015 17:14 Reply

    any chance you could find the norm drop that says, “I’m not sure that’s correct!!” Thanks for offering this wonderful service!!!

  25. Paul Sage
    May 21, 2015 06:11 Reply

    Please post Dylan the Argumentative Teen from the Musers, earlier this week — 5/18 or 5/19. Thx.

  26. Binney
    March 26, 2016 13:27 Reply

    Not sure if you still check this page or not, but I heard on “How today doesn’t suck” last week 3/21 or 3/22 the “Texas Tech Get Your Guns Up” parody. I was wondering if you had a full clean copy of that? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

  27. Mark
    April 05, 2016 13:56 Reply

    The Hardline on 4/4/16 at around 5-5:20 PM. They were recapping the April Fool’s Open and going over some great laughs in Hardline history.

  28. Mark
    May 18, 2016 07:30 Reply

    5/18/16 at 8:15
    Ocean Talk with the Musers

    • ch
      May 18, 2016 09:04 Reply


  29. Mark
    September 28, 2016 16:28 Reply

    Fun w/Real Audio
    5:10 on the Hardline

  30. Mark
    November 07, 2016 09:37 Reply

    Is it possible to post the daily E-News segment on the Hardline?

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