This is an old bit from a few years ago where we saw the Mavs winning in the playoffs and Laura Miller as Mayor.

In this audio, Laura Miller and Phil Hardburger have the fakest of phone calls discussing possible bets on the upcoming Spurs vs Mavs game.

Thank goodness there was a ‘moderator’!

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We all love Mike Doocy from channel 4 Fox sports, at least I think he’s awesome. I think it would be awesome to hear Doocy on the ticket. What a great fit. Matter of fact I think he was one of my favorites when he filled in.

Gordo always talks about Doocy’s Toupee, amongst other things, but he’s always a great sport. Gordo got Doocy to talk a little about how he is thrown under the bus all the time:

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Richie Whitt from the Dallas Observer has been making all of our mouths water about his upcoming feature that paints a clearer picture behind the story of Greg Williams leaving The Ticket. There’s no doubt The Hardline has had an unfair advantage to steer the story in their favor. According to Richie Whitt, this story should let us see both sides and hear their true thoughts. Whitt has made several pre-story blog posts and while the printed copy is in some locations, most of us are still in the dark.

These are Whitt’s blogs:

This was the first one I read about the upcoming Greggo vs Ticket story.

Then Richie makes a post that, as he puts it, is like a movie trailer for “The Hard Lie”.

Hopefully this isn’t a complete oversell, but President Bush is interested in Greggo!

As soon as it’s in front of my eyes, I’ll post a follow up. Extremely interested!

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Prior to The Ticket Summer Bash of 2008, the musers had Officer Foster, the Summer Bash policeman on to discuss the do’s and don’ts of Summer Bash 08.

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D Magazine is trying to narrow down the 64 Best Things in Dallas.

On page 30 you will find the Ticket vs. the Arboretum.

F Flowers, Go Ticket.

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Wanted to post this the last day of the ticket compound, but started scratching my ass and just finished. I felt a true opinion of the ticket compound was in order since the ticket puts their positive spin on everything they do.

Compared to past ticket compounds, this one SUCKED! It had it’s bright points, like Sturm and Donovan’s old school hip hop hour, Junior Miller’s coast to coast anal alien probing and the best of every compound, how different hosts jump on other shows. Mixing up the shows with other shock sports jocks just makes the ticket more of a family rather than a few dudes showing up for 4 hours a day to work.

Other than that, the rest of the compound absolutely sucked. You had ‘Hollywood’ Keith doing his own thing, then trying to bail early on the last day, which I think Lord Dunham had every right to be pissed about. What happened to acoustical douche? What happened to the late night hilarious antics? Seems the scene was more about a party to the other ticket employees who no one cares about. You can even leave out the ticket sluts. What good does ticket chics do the listeners? They’re not showing us their tits on the webcam, you can barely even see them if you do have webcam. It should be the main ticket hosts that spend every waking minute together for a week.

Maybe I expected more than they really have these days. Don’t get me wrong, there were fun moments as mentioned above, but I’d rather listen to burrito Jimmy, mush mouth and crew for 40 hours straight talking nothing but sports.

• As the great Randy Jackson would say, “I’m not mad at ya, I’m just not feelin it.”
• As the great Simon Cowell would say, “If I’m being honest with you, it’s something I would hear on a cruise ship.”
• As the slutty Paula Abdul would say, “You look great tonight. You know I love you. It just. . .I . . .if it wasn’t. . .uhh, you are a star.”

Suck it.

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The 1920’s Reporter Guy was at it again and threw his craft at world known soccer player, David Beckham. Always a great bit, here’s the audio.

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Update: Had some audio issues with this one. It’s now working. Thx to BabyArm!

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The Ticket took a group photo for their upcoming event announced today, The Great Game. There will be others involved, but the main characters gathered for this photo:

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Here are some more fun shots from The Ticket Webcam at Super Bowl 42

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Today I was awakened by my mother calling at 8:30am that her car was broke down at the police station. She wanted me to come help and try to get it running. Since it was on the other side of town, I was able to get a lot of radio time, which included listening to almost the entire “Orphanage” with Danny Balis and Davey Lane (Gen X Davey). I also caught the tail end of the Teebox with Rick Arnett and Craig Rosengarden of Avid Golfer Magazine and the mix between the Orphanage and Ben and Skin

The teebox was ok, kind of boring. I learned some interesting things about golf balls but couldn’t listen much more than I did.

The orphanage is what makes the ticket worth a flip on Saturday. (A perfectly named show due to Danny and Davey being Orphans) However, today, Danny and Davey were talking sports the whole time! WTF! They’re not sports dorks like the other hosts. The only thing that made it ok was it was all NFL. Probably because as a duo, they can’t talk other sports and make sense. I know “Dandy” knows basketball and maybe baseball, but hey boys, keep to your music and nonsense talk because it serves you better. Dorks.

The mix is what killed me. Ben and (fore)Skin are funny, but man, can you say OVERKILL? Either Davey or Danny were trying to tell a story about twins separated at birth and marrying, but those stupid basketball dorks wouldn’t shut the hell up long enough for the story to be finished. Ben & Skin if you read this, by chance, you guys can really be a possible show replacement down the road if, and only if, you pull the reigns back on trying to be funny. Every sentence or every word said doesn’t have to be met with a reply of funny lines. Be patient and the humor will come naturally. It sounds so forced and it makes me turn the channel but some things you guys say are funny.

For example, the whole “we have two new characters, Danny’s mustache and beard” then you have the worst voice for his mustache, was as stupid as it comes. I could sense it in Danny’s voice where he was like “god get me out of here now!” Try not to be such a Colt Anal Douche.

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