Demarcus BEAR! -insert Norm laugh-

Gay/Not Gay from this week. The first question relates to the cuddly creature I posted as the picture, and ends with Dan advocated a violent act against Farmville players.

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• my motto is "always be sellin" <– great chris chris line #

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• KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid #
• Don't smoosha de pasta #
• My God…if I hear about Ralph Strangis' "100 inches" commercial one more
  time, I will stop being a Stars' fan. #
• unticket twitter p1's … I've given all authors of theunticket.com access to post to this twitter feed, so, yeah … stay hard twitter #
• I've got a flask in my car if you guys wanna… join me.. for an…after
  hours drink. #
• moffe-uh-de-time …. RT @PatIVERSEN: I sincerely hope @theunticket is recording this segment. #
• Bud and Dan in for Norm today. Body clock all messed up. Don't know what
  to do with myself. #
• Good Job, Snuggie Dan. http://digg.com/d31Knje #1310 #

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• KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid #
• Don't smoosha de pasta #
• My God…if I hear about Ralph Strangis' "100 inches" commercial one more
  time, I will stop being a Stars' fan. #
• unticket twitter p1's … I've given all authors of theunticket.com access to post to this twitter feed, so, yeah … stay hard twitter #
• I've got a flask in my car if you guys wanna… join me.. for an…after
  hours drink. #
• moffe-uh-de-time …. RT @PatIVERSEN: I sincerely hope @theunticket is recording this segment. #
• Bud and Dan in for Norm today. Body clock all messed up. Don't know what
  to do with myself. #
• Good Job, Snuggie Dan. http://digg.com/d31Knje #1310 #

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Rhynes preparing for the concert calendar

Little Concert Calendar action for you pal. This week, we get the most awesome artist name of all time, and quite possibly the most unstable Reconsider Lounge trio all year. Great success!

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Here’s some E-News right at your ear holes. They talk about the Oscars, Sasha Cohen’s stationary bike, and how many guys Meagan Fox has allegedly banged. Fun times

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Lately the Hardline has been hearing from and talking about P1s in foreign ports. They got into it again today, and this time they have a list. And everybody loves lists little buddy.

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• Wearing a rubber and not jarring … welcome to the site! RT @heidiporn: Where have you been all my life? #
• I'm a PC, so I use 'RadioShark' to listen/rewind/record AM/FM (no streaming) RT @Juice___: @theunticket Do you have/use Radioshift for Mac? #
• show off! If you ever consider helping us post to theunticket.com, lemme know! RT @Juice___: @theunticket http://twitpic.com/15baf4 #
• Any P1 bloggers out there? We need P1 helpers on theunticket.com. If interested, shoot me and email for details dp@theunticket.com (wink) #
• shoot me an email – dp@theunticket.com RT @Juice___: Tell me the show and time, and I will pull it. #

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Alexis Smith is the new traffic chic for the Ticket. Imagine having her eventually jump in a show like the Hardline. How do you think it would change the way they do the show? Good? Bad? What a crazy twist that would be for the station.

For those that haven’t figured it out yet, Barb is gone. Word on the street is they caught her jarring and asked her to jar elsewhere. Kidding…she supposedly wanted to be closer to home and care for her family.

Musers play a little “get to know”, even though they’ve had her on before when she worked at the Bone.

Most P1’s will enjoy the look of Alexis. Other than the pic above, here are couple links to check out.

Alexis Smith Facebook
Alexis Smith MySpace

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• Updated Post on TheUnTicket – : Ticketstock 2010 – Bob & Dan Performance http://bit.ly/cxyCK3 #theunticket #theticket #1310 #
• There are more videos posted from Ticketstock http://bit.ly/cxyCK3 … thanks @darley ! #
• More TicketStock Videos … (12 Videos now) http://www.theunticket.com/ticketstock-2010-performance-videos/ #
• (throwing rocker horns) RT @normalguyguide: congrats man! that is huge #
• Thought I was but my software had crashed "DAMN DAN!" RT @Sports56WHBQ: I hope you are rolling on the Tiger roundtable. Need to hear that. #
• E-Brake audio is fixed! Jah's Penile Implant's fault RT @PatrickIn323: Audio clip is not of Emergency Brake, buddy. Might wanna fix that. #
• Anyone catch the Scoops audio yesterday? Who did he get? Anyone have a copy of the audio? I can't find it anywhere #

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• my favorite part is the beginning montage & P1 votes RT @normalguyguide the e-brake is always, always great comedy. #
• I don't struggle to provide the service, just to keep up with posting everything RT @themarc: your struggle to provide service #
• HA! want the address? RT @brian72975: Someone needs the ever-loving shit beat out of him: Fake Gordon Keith? http://bit.ly/9EnBk1 #
• LOL, I thought you were talking about me … or the guy who posted the video RT @brian72975: Who'd ever want to kick @gordonkeith's ass? #
• But that idol dork does resemble "the hemingways" gordon keith!! RT @brian72975: I'm referencing that Idol dork. #
• what happened to Corby's funny segments? these audio clips he's playing just aren't making me LOL … #

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Oooooh soo classy, class it up baby.

Hello sweet little Tickethead P1. In honor of the Ticket’s Sweet Sweet 16th birthday, TWO late concert calendars! You won’t find THAT in Russia!

December 18th: Where do y’all wanna go during dry dock?

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January 22nd: Listen for a fantastic “WHAT?!” from a good-good in the crowd when Rhynes is talking about who will be at the Reconsider Lounge on Thursday.

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If you caught any of the back-in-forth between BaD Radio and some douche bag that calls himself “Common Man” (Dan Cole) from KFAN in Minnesota, then this post will make sense to you. If not, enjoy the picture and the horrible attempt at a bit they created to I guess make fun of us.

I have to admit, this audio makes me appreciate the Ticket bits so much more. This sounds like some HORRIBLE FM station trying to be funny.

My point is this guy sounds more like a queen rather than a man. **One side comment about this guy…when I turned on their stream to hear what they were saying, he actually said ‘they might have a better football team, but there’s no way they have a better sports talk show than us’ …. reminds me of the horrible American Idol contestants that say they thought they were the next thing.**

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• are my pants on the ground ?? #
• http://www.theunticket.com has fun going on #
• pants on the ground at http://www.theunticket.com #
• It's on last e-brake http://bit.ly/4WSGn3 RT @TAYLORCJ: @theunticket anybody got any tryst audio? #
• yeah, there's a lot of cool things I'd like to do … "struggling" to do what I do now RT @themarc: thought about doing a podcast #
• you're a fawed guy RT @Sports56WHBQ: @theunticket I think you're wrong. #
• who knew Chan Gaily & Rhynes were pals? http://bit.ly/6Ibwsx @tweetgrubes @hardliners @dannybalis @junior_miller @gordonkeith #

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• He dances like a white dude! RT @PresidentCal: -LT Slide Electric Glidehttp://bit.ly/5CfHu2 #
• I love the stars, but them cutting into my Hardline is really getting old! "I have an idea" have the Hardline boys do the game till 7pm #
• MacGruber is being filmed – few shots from set http://bit.ly/5YR71t – @tweetgrubes @hardliners @bobanddan @gordonkeith @junior_miller #
• His nipples are so black! http://bit.ly/70bnGV #
• Baby Dolls and I'm at your favorite table..see you in 20 minutes RT @gordonkeith: Where will you be tonight, twit friends? #

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