This story has to be beating everyone down by now, it definitely is me. Finally, Brett Favre cuts the cheese and moves on to the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS.

The Marconi Award winning Musers always gets the exclusive interviews and it doesn’t stop with Favre. The fake Favre talked to the Musers this morning:

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One of the ‘big men’ on the Cowboys O-line is big Leonard Davis. And when I say big, we’re talking 6′ 6″, 354 pounds, as listed on the roster, of meat.

The Musers talked to Davis about how training camp was going, but he seemed more interested in food.

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Back when the Dallas Mavericks were choking on Josh Howard’s pot smoke during the playoffs, Howard decided he would call into ESPN and announce to the world he smokes pot during the off-season.

Fake Josh called into the Musers to talk about it.

Josh is not only smoking weed during his off-season, but he’s also getting caught street racing, or is it ‘weed racing’?

Again, Fake Josh spoke to the Musers about his latest ordeal:

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In this episode Fuel catches his mom in the jacuzzi with his pals Skeeter & Goose.

Here is a preview from 7th Heaven:

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Marco tells the Gilmore Girls that he has a present for them in this episode.

He teases them to know what is in the box. Kind of short and weird, but here it is:

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Fake Jerry is really trying to reach out to all audiences to sell season tickets to the Dallas Cowboys.

These are three commercials the Fake Jerry Jones cut a few years back.

Great Classic Audio

Commercial 1 - The Blacks

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Commercial 2 - Generation X

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Commercial 3 - The Mexicans

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Kimberly and Dawson talk about how un-smart Dawson is. This leads into Dawson wanting to get a time machine so he can go back to high school to be a star quarterback.

Of course, like Dawson says, “Once a slut, always a slut!”

here’s a preview:

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One of my classic favorite characters showed up at Cowboys camp, and with the Musers. I always remembered him with the Hardline, but I guess Rhyner kicked him out too.

Microphone Johnson played his sportsy interview he had with Ratliff, the Cowboy’s nose tackle:

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We all love Mike Doocy from channel 4 Fox sports, at least I think he’s awesome. I think it would be awesome to hear Doocy on the ticket. What a great fit. Matter of fact I think he was one of my favorites when he filled in.

Gordo always talks about Doocy’s Toupee, amongst other things, but he’s always a great sport. Gordo got Doocy to talk a little about how he is thrown under the bus all the time:

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Mark is goofy, charismatic, annoying, bad dancer, talks funny, is an awesome owner to the Mavs, extremely successful business man, has more money than Donald Trump and is now on the hunt to buy the Chicago Cubs.

He is the current top bidder for the team at $1.3 BILLION! He called in to talk about it with the Musers.

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