Thought I had posted all of these oldies but goodies, but apparently not.

One day back when a real drunk fake Norm ran into Corby at the Barley House, some really great audio came about.

Fake Norm was real drunk and wanted to drink with Corby.

A pitcher of buttery nipples was tickling his fancy.

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Nothing is better than Norm Friday Funnies, whether it’s on Friday or Monday.

Fake Norm has lots of good ‘dad jokes’ for your enjoyment.

There is something to say about his delivery.

Genius

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With 4 great NFL games this weekend, Norm talks to Goose about the playoffs this weekend.

Norman F’n Hitzges asks Goose questions about the weekend games.

As usual, Goose knows the answers before Norman Tinkle Hitzges can ask them.

Then they play “Get to know the Goose-a”. We learn some really uncomfortable things about the Goose.

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Finally got the audio. Norm came in early and had some computer issues.

He told the Musers he left Cat an angry voicemail, which they were able to get and play.

Then after the first shocking email, they found two other voicemails from the fake Norm.

He hates the phones, the computers, the coffee and the vending machine not giving him what he chose.

The audio starts out a little mute, but gets better. I had to record it on my iphong while driving.

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Damn audio messed up this morning. If you have the norm voicemail bit from 840 this morning and you wouldn’t mind helping some P1’s out, email the audio to dp@theunticket.

Here’s the audio of the Angry Norm Voicemail …

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After Norm says “good morning” a few hundred times, he introduces the ‘Goose” from the Dallas Morning “Snooze”.

Norm starts off with the Cowboys and Goose answers before he can finish the question.

Goose says something about his 4 inches.

Norm asks about best teams and Goose talks about his dress.

Then Goose goes into some more predictions before Norm can say two words and he gives Norm a Norgasm.

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Musers tapped into the tryouts for the new PA announcer for the Dallas Mavericks.

The Mavs owner, fake Cuban is holding the tryouts.

The 3 they hear are:

1. Fake Greggo
2. Fake Rhyner
3. Fake Norm

I think if they had to choose one, I’d pick Fake Greggo.

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        Norm Hitzges

Nothing makes my Friday better than hearing Norm do his Friday Funnies.

“Difference between chest nuts and deer nuts?”

“You hear about the unemployed gynecologist?

Hear about a story regarding a sheep stuck in a fence with his butt up in the air…

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There is a show telling about the top ten cowboys of all time.

The Musers caught a clip of where they were talking about Don Meredith.

There are experts on the panel and some ticket hosts.

Mike Rhyner & Norm Hitzges had some interesting stories.

Then the discussion of Troy Aikmen came up. Michael Irvin stepped in, followed by Bob Sturm.

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Andy Panda

Norm & Andy Panda talk of their trip to the horse race.

Norm was pissed they wouldn’t let Andy in 1st class.

The discussion about horses took an unfortunate turn due to Norm’s dislike of a certain horse.

Andy tells about falling in love with a horse.

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Fake Norm laughs his way through a conversation with Corby.

He asks who his idol was growing up, which Corby says Billy Simms.

Norms idol was Eddie Vedder and loves Pearl Jam.

Then he talks of Corby’s upcoming marriage (old audio) and brings up getting strange in stalls.

Then Norm follows it up with a childhood trip story . . .

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Norm - Andy Panda Shirt

They wanted to fly, but airlines won’t let Andy on the planes.

Norm lost his ass and Andy Panda won a ton on the long shot.

Norm thinks Andy had something to do with the outcome of the race.

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Fake Norm & Goose are always an interesting conversation to listen to.

Goose threatens fake Norm.

Norm calls himself weird names.

Goose answers Norm’s questions before he can finish his question.

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Fake Norm

Fake Norm will never get old. Especially classic audio from back in the day.

Here’s fake Norm from San Antonio. He’s making his induction speech from when he was put into the Radio Hall of Fame.

He goes through a list of people to thank. Including Grubes for playing dress up as his wife.

Thanks to P1 “Sports Panties” who supplied the audio.

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Fake Norm

George Farthead was walking around and ran into a few characters:

Clarence

Fake Norm

Guy Sports Talk

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(PS. Sorry for the ticking)

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