If I were to tell you that the Orphanage was the tamest weekend show offered on the weekend of April 2nd and 3rd, would you believe me?
If I were to tell you the other shows told real-life stories of nipple rings, alien abductions, and a murder-for-hire, would you at least be intrigued?
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With Danny Balis out that weekend entertaining his “sister from another mister”, the Orphanage was pretty tame. In fact, the best they threw out was “Hints from Helouise”:
However, the Tee-Box talked about some guy who’s been hired to kill Craig Rosengarden:
Not to be out-done, The Scrubs talked about how Matt McClearin legitimately believes he was kidnapped by aliens (plus, Casey Millen gets pranked):
Anxious to up the bar even further, JJT and Scott Harrison (aka the “Soulpatch”) talked about nipple rings, coming out of the closet and “metal-on-metal” love:
And finally, those boys at Cirque du Sirois capped off the weekend by defiling America’s favorite past-time with a game called “Baseball is Back, Bitches!” (featuring Kevin Turner):