Last-Last Weekend in Ticket Stuff…

Zoom in; that's a nipple ring.

If I were to tell you that the Orphanage was the tamest weekend show offered on the weekend of April 2nd and 3rd, would you believe me?

Probably not.

If I were to tell you the other shows told real-life stories of nipple rings, alien abductions, and a murder-for-hire, would you at least be intrigued?

Good.  Click the jump for more…(unless you clicked on the link directly, in which case, uh, nevermind)

With Danny Balis out that weekend entertaining his “sister from another mister”, the Orphanage was pretty tame.  In fact, the best they threw out was “Hints from Helouise”:

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However, the Tee-Box talked about some guy who’s been hired to kill Craig Rosengarden:

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Not to be out-done, The Scrubs talked about how Matt McClearin legitimately believes he was kidnapped by aliens (plus, Casey Millen gets pranked):

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Anxious to up the bar even further, JJT and Scott Harrison (aka the “Soulpatch”) talked about nipple rings, coming out of the closet and “metal-on-metal” love:

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And finally, those boys at Cirque du Sirois capped off the weekend by defiling America’s favorite past-time with a game called “Baseball is Back, Bitches!” (featuring Kevin Turner):

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3 COMMENTS

  1. SportsPanties
    April 23, 2011 08:21 Reply

    Someone needs to apprise Cobra of Matt McClearin’s alien abduction thing.

    • April 25, 2011 15:15 Reply

      It really went underreported, I agree…but it looks like the Hardline fascination with McClearin is just about over….

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