Coach Marge with Koko – Swimming for True Life – 9.18.18
We learn George put her in the chair.
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Hazing – 9.13.18
He played college football.
Koko the Gorilla – Pleasure Center Lit Up – 9.12.18
Koko wants to replace her pancake kitten. Bonus audio! Norm [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Eagles Back to Back – 9.6.18
Will they go 16-0 or 15-1?
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Unpatriotic Nutsack – 9.5.18
Ed thinks Colin Kaepernick needs to go away.
Tropical Storm Gordon
The Musers talk to weather.
Is it Cray Trey or Eminem?
A new entry to the underrated Cray Trey catalogue. Here's [...]
Mickey Dundee – Legendary Fight Trainer – 8.30.18
Tips for Fight Night.
Fake Jerry Jones – Open Tryouts – 8.27.18
Jerry suffers another preseason loss.
Koko – Punched in Gorilla By George – 8.22.18
Jub still hates Koko.
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Cushion Airy Tails – 8.21.18
The psychology of invading someone's space.
Fake Jerry Jones – Full Panic – 8.20.18
Jerry can't take anymore preseason losses.
Clarence Murphy – Original NWA Member – 8.15.18
Nice Wallets with Allowances.
Fake Jerry Jones – Wears a “Two-Pee” – 8.14.18
He's got a merkin to go with it.
Fake Tiger Woods – New Girlfriend – 8.13.18
He hates Bruce Koepka now.
Junior Calls Facebook Support – 8.9.18
Junior has another run-in with Myrtle.
Mushmouth Thomas – Holding Down the Fort – 8.6.18
Mushmouth missed the Musers the last couple weeks.
Best of the Ticket at Cowboys Training Camp 2018
Another training camp has come and gone and there's a [...]
Dr. Vaginisimis – Thin Line Between Orgasm and Death – 8.2.18
Science and its implications for the curious with an emphasis [...]
The Ticket Conspiracy Theorist – 7.24.18
What are some of your favorite Ticket conspiracies? https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ticket-conspiracy-theorist-7.24.18.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods with Koko – 7.23.18
The Koko guest series continues. Find all the Koko audio [...]
Dirty Doug Out with Koko – 7.18.18
The first and second oldest living ballplayers. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/dirty-doug-out-koko-7.18.18.mp3