Jesse the Usher – Chestal Butt Crack – 1.23.18
Jesse still loves the up tops. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jesse-the-usher-1.23.18.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Eagles in the Super Bowl – 1.22.18
The TD Bros just saw the greatest game ever. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/touchdown-brothers-1.22.18.mp3 [...]
Musers Bitcoin Talk – 1.11.18
Junes talks about his new fascination. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bitcoin-talk-1.11.18.mp3
E-Brake – 1.19.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: L4G dominatrix Corby's bunghole [...]
Touchdown Brothers – NFC Title Game – 1.18.18
The TD Bros are one game away from the Super [...]
Fake Norm – Social Media Expert – 1.17.18
Norm knows all the hot new websites. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fake-norm-1.17.18.mp3
The Musers Introduce Us to AJ Clemente – 8.22.13 & 8.24.12
At 8:40 one day, Gordo introduces us to North Dakota [...]
Muse in the News – Diaper-Wearing Remote Controlled Dog Cage Dungeon Kindergarten Teacher – 8.17.11 & 8.23.11
Behold, the most wheels-off story Gordon has ever presented to [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Suicidal Commute – 1.9.13
Some guy desparately wants to just snake the belt and [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Wheels-Off Executions – 7.1.13
The Musers discuss executions, death row, last words and last [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Count the Red Flags: Interfering with Railroad Tracks – 1.16.13
The Musers discuss a wheels-off story + a new livespot [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Dale Hansen Admits He’s a Dirty Lib – 2.14.14
Dale calls in during the Corner and discusses his experience [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Retirement Talk With Gloria Campos – 3.5.14
The Musers talk to the legendary WFAA anchor about her [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Parting With Stuff Talk – 1.16.18
Here's audio of yesterday's Corner brought to you by request [...]
Fake Michael Irvin – School Closings – 1.16.18
He's back again to close a bunch of stuff. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fake-michael-irvin-1.16.18.mp3 [...]
Killer’s MLK Essay – 1.15.18
The Musers continue their holiday tradition of making Killer try [...]
E-Brake – 1.12.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Ty tall task Sean [...]
Chris Chris – Bitchcoin – 1.11.18
Chris Chris was on cryptocurrencies from day 1. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/chris-chris-1.11.18.mp3
Deep Throat Informant – Alien Sex – 1.10.18
The informant had a similar UFO experience to George's. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/deep-throat-informant-1.10.18.mp3 [...]
Jub UFO Sighting Talk – 1.10.18
Jub talks about a UFO he saw while on vacation. [...]
Gordo’s Corner – World’s Fattest Mexican Talk – 5.27.14
An abortion https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Gordos-Corner-5.27.14-Worlds-Fattest-Mexican-Talk.mp3
Gordo’s Corner – Hit & Run Diarrhea – 2.11.14
I'm sorry. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Gordos-Corner-2.11.14-Hit-Run-Diarrhea.mp3
O-Deck and Gordo’s Corner – Fun With Musical Instruments – 5.28.14
Enjoy https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A-Very-Musical-O-Deck-Corner-5.28.14.mp3
The #MusersMallWalk Saga
Last week, the Musers took part in what may be [...]
Fake Mack Brown – Hates Alabama – 1.9.18
Mack talks about Sally, Sully and making Texas great again. [...]