General Ticket Fun
Train vs Ferrari vs Drunk = Fun
If you haven't heard the 911 call that this drunk [...]
Jesus Christ! LOL
If you laugh at text/chat lingo, enjoy these.
Fake Nolan Ryan – Ranger Promotion Talk
Musers spoke with the great Nolan Ryan about upcoming Rangers [...]
Stossel Rooney – Creeks & Paddles
The Musers decided to check in with Stossel [...]
Moss Brothers Meet Fake Moss Brothers
The Hardline was talking about random things and got [...]
Crazy Prospector – Gold Rush in California
Musers talked to the crazy prospector today about [...]
Mike Rhyner – “I Shot A Three Pointer”
In case you guys didn't already know, Rhyner shot a [...]
Black Man Roundtable – The Musers
The Musers had a black man roundtable a week ago [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Ball Gag Out … Ball Gag In
Fake Jerry Jones and Fake Wade Phillips paid a visit [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Hypothetical Day
In Gordo's Corner today, he decided to throw out a [...]
Norm Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It
Norm recently recited a great poem of this generation, "Who [...]
Gordo Goes Wiresless at DFW
The Musers were at DFW airport promoting, well, the airport. [...]
Clarence Murphy the Maintenance Guy – Basketball Talk
The Musers spoke to Clarence the old maintenance guy about [...]
Chris McKinnley aka Adam Lambert – American Idol
**Major Announcement is.......as exciting as Ticket announcements, we're back.** Sorry [...]
I Escaped ! !
Gordo had me trapped in his love slave cage. back [...]
Lizard Larceny & Pepper Theft
Quick reminder that two of the Ticket's finest cover bands [...]
Fake Billy Tubbs Rides A Chicken
Always love the fake Billy Tubbs. He's in another world [...]
Whip Hat Talk
Have a favorite hat? Have a nemesis hat? Think certain [...]
Ribby Paultz – T.O. Signs w/ Bills
Musers talked to their new field reporter, Ribby Paultz. He [...]
Ed Carter’s Sportsline – T.O. “Black Cloud”
Musers called into Ed Carter's old school sportsline to hear [...]
Mike Rhyner Farts & Falls Down
Senior moments are always funny to me. Especially when it [...]
Fake Jerry’s Official Statement on T.O. Cut
Musers spoke to fake Jerry today to hopefully get [...]
T.NO Gets Cut
News came down tonight that T.O. got the [...]