Ticket Twitter Follower Battle: TC vs Killer vs Ty Walker

Three Best Friends that Anyone Could Have?

As I was catching up on tweets, I noticed a couple of pleas for new followers from two ticket staffers: one from Jason ‘Killer’ Kellison, and one from Ty Wakka-Chicken Walker. Both dudes are a little surprised that TC Fleming has more followers than they do, so I thought I’d put together a little table outlining why the good, clean, strong UnTicket P1 would want to give each of these guys a follow.

TC Fleming Ty Walker Killer Kellison
Current Number of Followers: 1,485 1,433 704
Likes Beer No Yes To a Fault
Likes Women Unclear Yes Yes
Needs a Woman Surprisingly, No Desperately Not Sure
Looks like a Woman Eerily So No No Way
Announces Porn Birthdays No Yes No
Inexplicably Right-Leaning No Yes No
Uses Punctuation Yes Yes No
On-Air Presence Meh Yes Less Killer
Gets kicked in the nuts while On-Air Yes Yes Yes
Tried to eat a raw steak On-Air No No Yes
Has Waaaii-Faaiii No No Yes
Uses Profanity No Yes Yes
Uses Nudity No Yes No
Eats Vegetables Absolutely not Probably not Highly unlikely
Twitter Handle TC1310 tywalkerticket killer1310

So there you have it, P1’s…have good and get give.  Other Ticket personalities (aside from the big stars) you may wish to follow are:  Sean Bass (sbass1310), Michael Krenek (MKrenek), Mike Sirois (MikeSirois), Cash Sirois (CashSports), David Newbury (newbury1310), Matt McClearin (TheScrubs), Grubes (tweetgrubes), Jeremy Moran (poponjer), Kevin Turner (KT1310) and Mark Followill (MFollowill).

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4 COMMENTS

  1. December 05, 2010 22:15 Reply

    don’t forget to follow the author of this post, either! @ap_cdn

    • December 06, 2010 08:17 Reply

      Thank you, Father! I need to collect the twitter handles of all the UnTicket contributors…I think I’ve got you & DP, neti-pot, L5G and The Anus…I probably have more and just don’t realize it.

  2. Bacon is good for me
    December 06, 2010 14:56 Reply

    No one better to follow on twitter than ex-Ticket intern, turned employee, turned unemployed hater of the dirty San Antonio Mexicans, Chewbacsik.

  3. April 23, 2012 11:12 Reply

    Awesome list, thanks for compiling the Ticker guys Twitter handles. And agreed with “Bacon” above.

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