Shocking UnTicket Exclusive!
UnTicket P1′s, I come to you with some sad, breaking news — Fresh off their recent victory as the Dallas Observer’s best blog, the dynamic duo of JJ and DP appear to have inherited the “feet up, mission accomplished” front-runner mindset that affects other DFW sports teams. That’s right … instead of continuing their relentless pursuit of mining radio gold, they’ve decided to spend a few days in Cabo. This exclusive picture taken yesterday shows Doanwanna Poopoo (left) and Jerusalem Jackson (right) lounging in a plush Cabo villa, with no streaming radio devices in sight. It appears they were also accompanied by a belching, flatulent Jessica Simpson.
Will this trip revitalize them in their quest to win the best blog award next year, or will they suffer a quick first-round playoff exit? Only time will tell….
…I’m kidding, of course. Those boys are taking a well-deserved vacation and will be back shortly. The rest of us will try to keep the car out of the ditch while they’re away.
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Huh. That doesn’t sound gay at all.