Periodically, the Musers take requests from time to time and will play classic audio from the ticket audio vault.

They started on a weekly segment of classic audio, but I guess couldn’t keep up.

Today they decided to reach into the request box and pull the only request they’ve ever taken, which was from Junior.

Norm is hot about the college television schedules and Dan does his usual douchery thing and pisses Norm off.

“Damn, Dan” … “You make a damn joke out of everything, Dan”

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With 4 great NFL games this weekend, Norm talks to Goose about the playoffs this weekend.

Norman F’n Hitzges asks Goose questions about the weekend games.

As usual, Goose knows the answers before Norman Tinkle Hitzges can ask them.

Then they play “Get to know the Goose-a”. We learn some really uncomfortable things about the Goose.

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Bob and Norm show up on the Top 10 Meltdowns show. They show up on the Tony Romo and Brett Favre segments.

Check HD link underneath.

YouTube The UnTicket HD Version on YouTube

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A picture taken out of Norm’s photo journal.

(thx to Human, Internets for this image)

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W’s first public appearance of any kind is with Norm Hitzges!! Quite an honor for the little Ticket.

First, during the segment, they spoke about Dubya & Norm ‘turkey bowling’. Well, here’s the video they speak of:

And here is the interview between Norm and Former President George W. Bush.

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The communication was there, but the communication wasn’t there, ya know?

Norm spoke to Appa Sherpa who has climbed Mount Everest a record 19 times.

He spoke to him for 15 minutes, but no one really knew what the hell Appa Sherpa was saying.

The Hardline reviewed a few spots of the interview, enough for us to realize what we didn’t, or did, miss.

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Musers talked about how Norm’s crew is always killing Norm when he brings them into the discussion.

One of the most famous is when he brings poor intern Groooooobs into a Nascar discussion.

Then Jimmy Christopher answers questions the opposite of how Norm wants him to.

Finally, Big Jerr (Jeremy) gave Norm a beatdown by throwing out an odd baseball team name.

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Fake Norm

Fake Norm will never get old. Especially classic audio from back in the day.

Here’s fake Norm from San Antonio. He’s making his induction speech from when he was put into the Radio Hall of Fame.

He goes through a list of people to thank. Including Grubes for playing dress up as his wife.

Thanks to P1 “Sports Panties” who supplied the audio.

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Norm recently recited a great poem of this generation, “Who Let The Dogs Out“.

This time around, he decided to take a stab at it with “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit’ It”.

The performance is stellar, once again.

Thanks Norm! And whoever gets him to read these.

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This is probably one of the most touching and thoughtful poems I’ve ever heard anyone recite in my entire life.

The most shocking thing is, it’s by Norm Hitzges.

MacGruber is still my hero and I think he should be the new yuck monkey for the Hardline. Still apply his drop craft, but throw in some uncomfortable interviews.

PS. This makes a great ringtone.

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Norm Hitzges Yearbook

Norm, after ingesting lots of uppers and downers, or pain pills, called Grubes to tell him how much he loved him.

Just picture Norm, slobbering on himself.

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One of Norm’s regular guest is Rick Gosselin, aka “Goose”.

Fake Goose is definitely a bit of a mind reader, as you’ll hear in this audio.

The Musers were able to hack in and get the recording and leak the golden conversation.

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Fake Norm talks to Fake Goose about the upcoming NFL draft.

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Fake Norm – Friday Funnies are hilarious!

“What do you call it when people don’t have sleeves on their shirts?” .. “The right to bare arms!”
Waaahhahaaaaaa WAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA

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