Musers heard Tiger was practicing and wanted to check in with Tiger himself.

Tiger actually knew the Musers were calling from listening to them online.

After mentioning he would return for the D&M Open, he then announces his comeback.

Then he goes on to explain his dad, Earl.

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The Musers were able to talk to fake Tiger about his upcoming apology.

He goes over a few options for his apology and takes the Musers suggestions.

Things like Vagaholics and LabiaLover don’t really sound good to Spank and DunFlaps.

They work through his ideas and ‘possibly’ help him?

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Fake Tiger talks to the Musers about the incident that happened to him at his home.

Tiger was asleep in his race car bed on the other side of the house when Elin pops in.

He explains how she started throwing things at him and then hit him with a sand wedge.

After going back for another club and Tiger jumped in his Cadillac Escalade trying to run for his safety.

He wakes up to the first true kiss between him and his super model wife.

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After a discussion about hats and Romo wearing his hat backwards, a friend of the show called in.

It’s the fake Tiger Woods who says he got Romo into wearing hats.

He spoke about going to the U2 show with Romo and asked about the fat guy tearing through the buffet, which happened to be Wade.

Then Tiger dismounts with a joke shot towards his buddy.

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Fake Tiger was up crying all night. With his tears being pissed.

He wonders who this guy is, but also points out he’s the first Asian to win a major, not YE Yang.

Then he says Yang looks like he was in Sixteen Candles.

Tiger got a kick out of Harrington hitting it into the water twice.

Then refers to this tournament as Pearl Harbor 2.

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Fake Tiger spoke with the Musers about missing the cut at the British Open.

He thinks he sucks instead of Stewart Cink sucking.

Then he throws his swing coach, Hank Haney, under the bus.

Poor fake Tiger says his dad, Earl, is in hell.

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Since the US Open moved into today (Monday), the Musers were able to get Tigers cell phone number.

They put a call to Tiger while he was playing and ’shock’, he answered.

You could hear him whiffing shots and getting frustrated like, if you watched over the weekend, it was easy to read his lips throwing every horrible curse word there is.

Then he started asking about who Barnes is leading the tournament. Saying he’d go back to Sherman Williams afterwards with his painters cap. (although he choked and didn’t win)

Tiger ended the call with a really unusual bit of info about his wife using his “clear teetee” for her meal ticket…

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Tiger & Phil Baby

It’s been a while since we’ve heard fake Tiger on the radio. He’s been in rehab fixing his golf ball.

He plans to be back in time for the Masters in April of 2009.

Tiger’s caddy recently was having a little fued with Phil Mickelson and fake Tiger wants to give his caddy a raise.

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Always good to hear from the fake Tiger Woods.

Even though he’s not playing golf anymore this year, he’s still making news. . . err, babies.

At least we think he is. Or maybe it’s his wife’s body guard?

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The Fake Byron Nelson & Fake Tiger Woods talk about their new acoustic band playing at Club DaDa. Sounds like they have quite a show of 80’s pop covers.

Then Tiger and Byron talk about a recent round of golf they played and Byron talks about unusual golf shot names.

Hitler, Rock Hudson, Glenn Miller, Condom Shot . . .

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Big Jim Jack from Augusta National Golf Club answers the phone for Tiger Woods. He doesn’t quite know what to do with someone so “different”, as Tiger’s ‘kind’.

Tiger then talks to the Musers, which his mom says “Herro”, after winning the Augusta National.

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For the course the Tig-ster couldn’t even gain access to back in the day, runs this bitch like the whites are his Mexicans. Funny how that stuff works, huh. Well I’d like to hang with El Tigre loco. I will shoot 40 under par against his game today.

If I do not fufull my debt to el Tigre, then he has the right to bake me a pan of really cool pot brownies!.

(I can also neither confirm or deny that these comments made one lick of sense and they were written out of a short bus by the short bus front seat patron.

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As usual, the Musers always get the exclusive next day interview with the great golfer, Fake Tiger Woods. He never disappoints. Fake Tiger appears to learn how to use bad words now.

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Decided to put all these into one post. Sort of an audio funbag.

The Musers replayed what they say is the worst ticket ticker in the station’s history:

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The Ticket’s maintenance man Clarence Murphy stopped by:

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Fake Jerry Jones called in:

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Fake Tiger Woods called in to talk about money and how he hates hockey:

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The Musers called the Fake Tiger Woods at his usual rental house. Tiger came in 2nd place at the Masters after playing horrible. Angry Fake Tiger decided to use lots of bad words in his interview. Enjoy:

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