Posted on 15 September 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo
Always good to hear from the fake Tiger Woods.
Even though he’s not playing golf anymore this year, he’s still making news. . . err, babies.
At least we think he is. Or maybe it’s his wife’s body guard?
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Posted on 19 July 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo
Big Jim Jack from Augusta National Golf Club answers the phone for Tiger Woods. He doesn’t quite know what to do with someone so “different”, as Tiger’s ‘kind’.
Tiger then talks to the Musers, which his mom says “Herro”, after winning the Augusta National.
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For the course the Tig-ster couldn’t even gain access to back in the day, runs this bitch like the whites are his Mexicans. Funny how that stuff works, huh. Well I’d like to hang with El Tigre loco. I will shoot 40 under par against his game today.
If I do not fufull my debt to el Tigre, then he has the right to bake me a pan of really cool pot brownies!. 
(I can also neither confirm or deny that these comments made one lick of sense and they were written out of a short bus by the short bus front seat patron.
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Posted on 17 June 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo
As usual, the Musers always get the exclusive next day interview with the great golfer, Fake Tiger Woods. He never disappoints. Fake Tiger appears to learn how to use bad words now.
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Posted on 04 June 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo
Decided to put all these into one post. Sort of an audio funbag.
The Musers replayed what they say is the worst ticket ticker in the station’s history:
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The Ticket’s maintenance man Clarence Murphy stopped by:
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Fake Jerry Jones called in:
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Fake Tiger Woods called in to talk about money and how he hates hockey:
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Posted on 14 April 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo
The Musers called the Fake Tiger Woods at his usual rental house. Tiger came in 2nd place at the Masters after playing horrible. Angry Fake Tiger decided to use lots of bad words in his interview. Enjoy:
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Posted on 14 March 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo
The Musers made a call to the fake Tiger Woods to talk to him about John Daly getting kicked out of the PGA tourny:
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