Marty B dropped by today to discuss the Boys big win. While I agree with Dan that I wish Marty would get targeted for more TDs, Marty was right. He just goes out and does his job without worrying about the stats. Go Boys.

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Philly’s Dave Spadaro spit on the Star and is coming under fire for his actions. He is the Mickey Spagnola for the Eagles. Not sure how much this will actually impact the game. I did hear that The Fan was calling into a Philly station yesterday. At least the Fan can find something to do with themselves.

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The Musers take a listen to the WSPR Philly morning crew before the big game. The Touchdown Brothers break down the Cowboys player by player and come to their common conclusion, the Cowgirls suck. Sounds like the Big Tuna calls in, calling himself Sal.

Take a listen to Down & Distance with Jimmy Amangola & Tony Ragu.

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After a regular season finale against the hated Eagles, where the Cowboys mopped the floor with that Eagle arse in a shutout, the Musers talked to the fake coaches.

Jerry was pretty excited about the whole win and explained how the video screen turned off during the game…apparently it was due to Jerry Jr. having a rats nest of cables from his video game console.

Wade was pretty excited too, telling Jerry he is ready to sign that extension when he’s ready. Then he goes into a story about crapping himself on an elevator with some Cowboy fans.

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A new name for Jerry & Wade … JADE. Like the tabloids do with other couples. “Team Jade”

Jerry says he’s still drunk from the game the other night.

He even offers Wade an extension on his contract through one more week.

Wade thinks they won the super bowl, but then goes into the great food at the super dome.

Then there was some confusion on where the Redskins played.

Wonder if team Jade would sing a xmas carol for us?

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Fake Jerry enjoys his stagium.

Says there’s not many TD’s happening in the stagium.

Fake Wade is happy for the win and that Jerry kept the roof closed.

He asks how the “wonder boy” is doing on the offensive side of the ball. Talks high of his defense.

We might have thought Wade had emotion at the end of first half, but come to find out, he was mad about food.

Then Jerry takes a shot at 105.3 the Fan, saying the numbers are horrible.

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Jerry starts off pissed. Says he’s ready to fire everyone except the GM.

Then goes into saying the Cowboys played down to the level of the stagium.

His “defensive coordinator”, not ‘head coach’, pops on and says he never quits anything but certain foods.

Wade claims he doesn’t coach the offensive, it’s the howdy doody offensive coordinator Jason Garrett.

They both talk about how bad the stagium is, but says the Green Bay coach makes him look smart.

Then Wade talks about why his air out his butt in cold weather isn’t a good thing for him.

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Musers have their normal Monday morning conversation with fake Jerry & fake Wade.

The Cowboys beat the Falcons and fake Jerry & Wade are real happy.

So happy, they were throwing punch line after punch line and Wade didn’t even talk about food or fishing.

Poor Miles Austin, fake Wade comments about his smile.

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All of the forecasting records for the Cowboys going 8-8 are looking smarter and smarter. They lose to a Broncos team who really had nothing, other than a decent defense. The Cowboys just look flat.

Fake Jerry sounded really dejected over the fact they didn’t show him on TV, picking his nose or something. He says the Boys played to the level of their stagium, not ours.

Fake Wade jumps on almost sounding like he’s crying, but then turns happy thinking of “Cowboys and Indians”.

Then food conversation started about Wade loving the Mile High Burger.

Wade fell on the sideline and he tells the story about the fall and spilling his Skittles. And Jerry follows it with a really weird confession. Very Letterman like.

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I was with a big group that had party ‘foul’ passes and was unable to get into the stagium, just to watch it on TV and stand up the entire game. FAILED! If I can tell anyone a slight bit of good advice, “DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!!”

Let me tell you how you can do what a Party “Foul” Pass does, without paying a dime. Have a bunch of friends going and tailgating beforehand? Well, go out there and party down with your friends and then walk up with some chairs to the front of the stagium and an ice chest. Park your asses as close as you can and watch the big screens on the outside of the stagium. Watch the game in your chairs and you are actually more comfortable than all those people with party passes. If you want to make it even easier, just stay home and watch it. I was in that thing for a couple hours and never even saw the lower deck, much less the field. Waste of money and time.

Anyhow, here’s the Musers talking about the whole experience.

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The Great Gordo hit the field with the wireless mic…again.

More great interviews.

Fun is going on.

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While Gordo asks players if they play for a band and asks if they’re going to training camp, Corby throws out a bit more clever questions for players.

Of course, no Queerby interview would be right without interviewing hot chics. Especially with horny Rhyner in the booth.

He talks to the old Hot on Homes host, who was very juggy. (Mike’s Favorite)

Then as he does, Cobra walks around and busts up normal reporter groups talking to player people. It’s really great to watch on the webcam.

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From Peter King’s SI Column:

“You want to know the 13 scariest words in professional football this year? ‘For more on the Cowboys, let’s go to Ed Werder at Valley Ranch.’ ”
– Ira Kaufman, pro football writer for the Tampa Tribune.

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The weekly call with fake Jerry & Wade and the Musers.

This week, it is the talk of the Cowboys collapse against the hapless Rams.

As usual, Jerry has his head on straight and is getting frustrated with Wade.

As usual, Wade’s glass is still half full. He talks about popcorn balls. Catfish. Questions for Jerry about the Cowboys like “What is offense?”

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