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Tiger Woods – His Wife – Elin

Posted on 06 December 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Elin_NordegrenP1 Geoff Frink followed up the Earl audio with some Elin audio.

Fake Tiger explains about his wife, Elin.

Elin is a Swedish model who took on his baby making abilities. Looking at these pics of his wife, why the FUK would he want to stray away with some Vegas nookie girls??

More greatness from Geoff.

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Tiger Woods – My Dad Earl

Posted on 05 December 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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This is some more audio from the great P1, Geoff Frink.

If you listen to the fake Tiger Woods, you’re very familiar with him talking about his dad, Earl. And how Earl got Tiger’s mom pregnant with a PGA player.

Gordo always paints a very [un] pretty picture of how it all happens.

Geoff cut some audio together to let you visualize how Gordo thinks Tiger came into the world.

Genius audio. Genius Gordo too.

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Fake Bevo Talks With Musers

Posted on 26 November 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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Some old audio where the Texas / OU game was in town.

Bevo, the Longhorns mascot, talked to the Musers how he hates being the mascot.

Says he wishes OU would always win.

His accent makes me giggle.

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“Thanksgiving Loves The White Man” by Corby Davidson

Posted on 25 November 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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Nothing says “Happy Thanksgiving” like Corby Davidson singing “Thanksgiving Loves the White Man”.

It has talk of Pocahontas talk, Indian talk and fornication talk.

This would go well at turkey dinner to play it for your family.

Happy Thanksgiving dirty P1’s!

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Mush Mouth and the Professor Audio

Posted on 21 August 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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Mush Mouth is always fun to listen to.

Especially when the Professor comes out to zap him.

Here’s a little fun with real audio.

A classic bit.

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Musers Walk Down Memory Lane – On The Ticket

Posted on 23 January 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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Today the Musers were having a bit of a 15th year anniversary walk down memory lane. Junior started the segment with a rant that he compared to Ed Carter:

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Once that was done, they talked about some of their favorite funny moments that came to mind. Each person stated their favorites:

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After a segment of commercials, the 8:40 segment featured what the Musers coined as their absolute favorite, classic bit…SPARE WARS

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Fake Greggo Sings Alanis Morissette

Posted on 18 September 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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Fake Greggo shows his singing ability with the smash hit by Alanis Morissette

“You Oughta Know”

Greggo Thursday’s – Classic Audio

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Greggo – Bad Interviews

Posted on 11 September 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Grubes KissThe greatness of Greggo interviewing. Nothing is better than to listen to the Hammer run the show as the lead guy. Something will always make you laugh or shake your head in amazement.

First interview was with noted hockey player, Eric Lindros. The Redundant man of redundancies?

Second interview is the classic chief? commissioner? “You like this gig?”

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Fake Mayor Bet On NBA

Posted on 11 August 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Laura Miller & Phil Hardburger BetThis is an old bit from a few years ago where we saw the Mavs winning in the playoffs and Laura Miller as Mayor.

In this audio, Laura Miller and Phil Hardburger have the fakest of phone calls discussing possible bets on the upcoming Spurs vs Mavs game.

Thank goodness there was a ‘moderator’!

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Gilmore Girls Preview

Posted on 03 August 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Gilmore Girls - HardlineMarco tells the Gilmore Girls that he has a present for them in this episode.

He teases them to know what is in the box. Kind of short and weird, but here it is:

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Dallas Cowboys Season Tickets

Posted on 02 August 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Fake Jerry Sells Season TicketsFake Jerry is really trying to reach out to all audiences to sell season tickets to the Dallas Cowboys.

These are three commercials the Fake Jerry Jones cut a few years back.

Great Classic Audio

Commercial 1 – The Blacks

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Commercial 2 – Generation X

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Commercial 3 – The Mexicans

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Dawson’s Creek Preview

Posted on 01 August 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Hardlines Dawsons CreekKimberly and Dawson talk about how un-smart Dawson is. This leads into Dawson wanting to get a time machine so he can go back to high school to be a star quarterback.

Of course, like Dawson says, “Once a slut, always a slut!”

here’s a preview:

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Burrito Jimmy & OJ McDuffy

Posted on 31 July 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

One of the more confusion interviews…After a few questions, things didn’t really go the way they hoped after a hard hitting questiong about Cubans stinking up the city. (CORBY!!!)

Burrito Jimmy
Jive Talkin Stew
Sammy the Spelunkin Speela (however that is spelled)
Mush Mouth

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Fake Tiger Woods & Fake Byron Nelson

Posted on 30 July 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Byron WoodsThe Fake Byron Nelson & Fake Tiger Woods talk about their new acoustic band playing at Club DaDa. Sounds like they have quite a show of 80’s pop covers.

Then Tiger and Byron talk about a recent round of golf they played and Byron talks about unusual golf shot names.

Hitler, Rock Hudson, Glenn Miller, Condom Shot . . .

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Hardline Discusses How They Started Everything

Posted on 23 July 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Have you ever wondered how most of the things started at The Ticket?

Have you ever wondered how things were invented, like the sandwich?

The Hardline discusses how they started everything:

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