I know it’s an oxymoron, but the fake Santa talked to the Musers today.
Divorce pending, past marriages, all kinds of issues. Just like a normal person.
Economy is killing Santa. Sleigh was repo’d and had to let the elves go.
Good thing is, UPS will benefit from this.
fake Santa is also going to ask for a bailout. Then he reads a couple of letters from ticket hosts.
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