Tom the Turkey – Pardoned Again?
It's turkey day again and guess who's back? Tom the [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Boys Beat the Skins
Fake Jerry enjoys his stagium. Says there's not many TD's [...]
Fake Mike Vanderjagt
There's no doubt, Mike Vanderjagt wishes he had [...]
Office Foster – Filling in for Kunkle
Chief Kunkle announced his retirement and actually visited with the [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Boys Lose to Packers
Jerry starts off pissed. Says he's ready to fire everyone [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Cowboys Beat Eagles
Wins equal a happy coach and owner. Cowboys beat the [...]
Fake Hideki Matsui
The fakest of fake Hideki Matsui, the MVP of the [...]
Fake Dirk Nowitzki – Lights Up Jazz
His superior German engineering gives us the ultimate basketball experience. [...]
Dirty Doug Out – Oldest Baseball Player
Says he's 63 years old and plays for the Phillies. [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Boys Beat Seahawks
Fake Jerry & Wade jumped on with the [...]
Count Dracula Himself
With Halloween tomorrow, the Musers had a special guest on [...]
Rumors of War Guy Visits The Ticket
The old drunkard the guys met in San Antonio a [...]
Underdeveloped Character Cuts
While they always seem to have a long list of [...]
Fake George W Bush
Wow...the ex-President Bush on with the Musers. He enjoys sports [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Boys Beat Falcons
Musers have their normal Monday morning conversation with fake Jerry [...]
Classic Audio Vault – Fake Greggo Overcusser
Another classic audio Friday. And another fake Greggo bit. Fake [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Ticket Bombshell Info
After discussions of office affairs, they had this person on [...]
Big Jim Jack Comes In With Falcons
Good ole Big Jim Jack is visiting for the Cowboys [...]
Fake Tiger Woods on Hats
After a discussion about hats and Romo wearing his hat [...]
Angry Norm Voicemail
Finally got the audio. Norm came in early and had [...]
Norm Voicemail Rant
Damn audio messed up this morning. If you have the [...]
The Paultz NFL Newsletter Author – Ribby Paultz
A self-noted NFL guru, Ribby Paultz is a little upset [...]
Classic Audio Vault – Fake Greggo Babysitter
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Fake Norm & The Goose
After Norm says "good morning" a few hundred times, he [...]
Mavs Look For New PA Announcer
Musers tapped into the tryouts for the new PA announcer [...]