Mushmouth Thomas – Bats Not Shockers
If you remember past Mushmouth segments, there is [...]
The Ticket Bookie
The Ticket Bookie called in to talk to [...]
Fake Bob Ortegel – Mavs Sweep Lakers
Even though he was let go from the [...]
The Ghost of Seattle Slew
With the Kentucky Derby coming up, the Musers [...]
Fake Dirk, Barea & Cuban
Fake Dirk Nowitzki, fake JJ Barea and fake [...]
Sergeant Buck Maverick – Shot Bin Laden
An old-time friend of the Musers, Sergeant Buck Maverick, [...]
Ed Carter’s Sports Line – On Bin Laden Death
Our favorite sports guy who still runs a [...]
Ribby Paultz – 2011 NFL Mock Draft
The publisher of the Paultz Draft Newsletter, Ribby [...]
Fake Charlie Sheen – Torpedo of Fail
Sounds like the Musers are going to see [...]
Jesse the Usher – Mavs vs Trail Blazers
The Musers favorite octogenarian, Jesse the Usher, came [...]
Fake Mark Cuban – Mavs Meltdown
It's hard for me to even listen to [...]
Jub Jub Cocky Speech To UNT Students
There's nothing worse than a cocky person in [...]
Doocy Does Dallas
Or maybe it should be named, "Does Dallas [...]
Mike Drops A Postal Doocy
Always fun to listen to Gordo make Mike [...]
Gas Cap Louie – Loses TMS Race…Again
The official race car driver of the Musers, [...]
Drive-Thru Juando
Gordo talks of a guy he deals with [...]
Fake Mark Cuban Flips Off Bloggers
In an odd way, fake Mark Cuban flips [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Fan Experience
Musers talked to fake Nolan Ryan about the [...]
Fake Dick Vitale
Final Four championship game is tonight so Musers [...]
Fake Tom Hicks – Opening Day at Ballpark
With Tom Hicks gone from the Rangers, the [...]
Fake Al Gore – Musers Birthday Wish
Today is the birthday of the man who [...]
Phil & Norm Hitzges Debate Gambling in Texas
Musers were talking about gambling coming to the [...]
Muffin & Mr. Cinnamon
Musers were talking about old shows from their childhood [...]
Fake Deion Sanders & Dez Bryant Talk
With the war of words between Deion Sanders [...]
Jason Kidd’s Birthday Call
The Musers call up Jason Kidd and wish him a [...]