Generic Youth Minister – Vacation Bible School – 6.1.16
He wants the Musers to teach at VBS. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/generic-youth-minister-6.1.16.mp3
Harambe – In Gorilla Hell – 5.31.16
The Musers talk to the ghost of the recently deceased [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Death Star 2 – 5.26.16
Jerry updates us on the progress of his new practice [...]
Clarence Murphy – On the Internet – 5.25.16
Clarence is finally getting online. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/clarence-murphy-5.25.16.mp3
Randy Cody – New Rangers Stadium – 5.24.16
Randy is in charge of building the new stadium. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/randy-cody-5.24.16.mp3 [...]
Exaggerator – Preakness Winner – 5.23.16
The Musers talk to the exaggerating horse with a funny [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Hates Golf – 5.19.16
Tiger hates golf and he's really tired of Jordan Spieth. [...]
Coach Marge – Homeless – 5.18.16
Marge wants to live in one of George's 17 bedrooms. [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Rangers Brawl – 5.17.16
Nolan offers his opinion on the Rangers/Blue Jays fight and [...]
Fake Donald Trump and Mark Cuban – Presidential Debate – 5.16.16
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/fake-trump-cuban-5.16.16.mp3
Slapshot Brothers – Canadian Sports Radio – 5.12.16
The Stars lost game 7 so the Musers listen in [...]
Ticket Mouse – Still Ticket Mousin’ – 5.11.16
The Ticket Mouse isn't retiring anytime soon. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ticket-mouse-5.11.16.mp3
Nyquist – Kentucky Derby Winner – 5.9.16
The Musers talk to the Derby winner. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/nyquist-5.9.16.mp3
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Dumbass Pick from Stupidland – 5.3.16
The Musers check to see what Ed Carter thought of [...]
Snapper John MD – George’s Test Results – 5.2.16
George got his back checked by the Cowboys team doctor [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – In the War Room – 4.29.16
The Musers call the Cowboys war room where the Jones [...]
Fake Norm and Goose – NFL Draft Preview – 4.28.16
The Musers bring on draft experts Norm and Goose for [...]
Ribby Paultz – 2016 NFL Mock Draft – 4.27.16
The Musers' annual tradition. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ribby-paultz-4.27.16.mp3
Jesse the Usher – Busy AAC – 4.26.16
Jesse talks about all the recent events he's worked at [...]
Chris McKinley – Prince Covers Uncovered – 4.25.16
The Musers bring in noted cover artist Chris McKinley to [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Big Trade – 4.21.16
The Musers check in on the TD Bros following the [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Rick Carlisle – 4.19.16
Dr. Maxwell climaxes. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dr-carleton-maxwell-4.19.16.mp3
Chris Chris – Playing the Byron – 4.18.16
Chris reluctantly agreed to play since Jordan Spieth begged him. [...]
Mulligan Stewart and Putterhead Jackson – Augusta Caddies – 4.7.16
Craig takes out the wireless mic and finds some old [...]
Big Jim Jack – Masters Tips – 4.6.16
The Musers talk to a true southerner who has a [...]