Fake Jerry Jones – Season Over – 1.2.18
He watched some balls drop on New Year's Eve. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.2.18.mp3 [...]
Cray Trey Sings Christmas Carols – 12.15.17
The song bird of the Ticket. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/cray-trey-sings-12.15.17.mp3
Fake Rod Marinelli – Gates of Hades – 12.14.17
Coach Rod is disappointed in Doocy. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/fake-rod-marinelli-12.14.17.mp3
The Ticket Year in Brags – 12.13.17
Jake has updated bragging montages for Corby, Bob and himself. [...]
Santa Claus – Pissing Blood – 12.12.17
Things still haven't gotten any better for Santa. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/santa-claus-12.12.17.mp3
Fake Baker Mayfield – Munch on the Haters – 12.11.17
Baker is proving us all wrong. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/fake-baker-mayfield-12.11.17.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – A Funny Christmas Story – 12.5.17
Mushmouth brought gifts and sings a carol. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/mushmouth-12.5.17.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Return to Golf – 12.4.17
Tiger's had it with all the fake news about him. [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Not Prepared – 11.30.17
Coach explains the things that are taking his attention away [...]
Fake Rick Steves – Baroque Fantasy Picks – 11.29.17
Rick has all you need to know about Christmas in [...]
Fake Prince Harry – Collywobbles – 11.28.17
Harry can't wait to slap and tickle his American bride. [...]
Killer’s Thanksgiving Essay – 11.23.17
Killer has something he'd like to read to us for [...]
Shorty DeFazio – Troy Aikman Items – 11.21.17
Shorty has some shady memorabilia including a Tony Romo Super [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Suing to be in the Super Bowl – 11.20.17
Jerry has a new lawsuit against the NFL. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.20.17.mp3
Fake Charles Manson with Fake Bill Clinton – 11.17.17
This odd pairing turned out to be the final appearance [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Cowgirl Week – 11.16.17
Sal got his foist job. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/touchdown-brothers-11.16.17.mp3
Junior Talks to the World’s Oldest Baseball Players – 11.15.17
Junior interviews two elderly men full of stories. Only one [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – We Play For 60 Minutes – 11.14.17
Garrett Bot has some more catchphrases. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jason-garrett-11.14.17.mp3
Big Black Cowboys Computer – 11.10.17
The BBCC stops by to tell some jokes. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/bbcc-11.10.17.mp3
Fake Stephen Jones – Daddy Hates the NFL – 11.9.17
Stephen just got three spankings for nothing. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-stephen-jones-11.9.17.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – That Punk Ass Jon Daniels – 11.2.17
Having won the World Series as part of the Astros, [...]
Sports Dracula – Not a Peter King Fan – 10.31.17
Drac has some HSOs. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sports-dracula-10.31.17.mp3
Coach Marge – George’s Cheerleading Coach – 10.26.17
Marge also had George on the cheer team. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/coach-marge-10.26.17.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – PGA Grave – 10.19.17
He may come back in 2032. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fake-tiger-woods-10.19.17.mp3
Sports Panties – Ball Sack Amputation – 10.18.17
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sports-panties-10.18.17.mp3