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Marge Reintroduces Herself – The Musers 1.12.23
Marge Schwimdiddler reintroduces herself to the P1s.
Calton Maxwell on the Psychology of the Cowboys Fan – The Musers 1.11.23
Dr. Carlton Maxwell drops by to talk about the psychology [...]
Jesse the Usher on Georgia v TCU – The Musers 1.10.23
Jesse the Usher talks about Georgia stomping TCU in the [...]
The Skinlanin Bros on Spare – The Musers 1.6.23
The Royal experts Rick and Nick Skinlanin show up to [...]
The Sprite Challenge – The Musers 1.5.22
Jub and DJ face off in the Sprite Challenge [...]
Chris Chris on Christmas – The Musers 1.4.23
Chris Chris talks Christmas 2022.
The Rant Revival #7 – The Hardline 1.5.23
Gordo gets triggered by Rolling Stone.
Dale Hansen & Randy Galloway – Normathon 2022 12.27.22
Dale Hansen and Grandpa Urine show up on The Normathon [...]
Monty & Mino’s 2022 Gifts to the Ticket – WIP 12.23.22
An annual tradition, Monty and Mino give out their gifts [...]
The Musers
Fake Nolan Ryan – Happy with the Astros Scandal – 1.14.20
They fired his kid Tarzan Ryan.
Fake Jerry and Jimmy – Square of Honorable Mention – 1.13.20
Jimmy Johnson made the HoF and Jerry also has [...]
Gordo Wireless – Safari Lady – 1.10.20
Gordo goes wireless at the safari thing they do [...]
E-Brake – 1.10.20
Sirois "cheddar" Sturm/Ferrall confusion Mike retires (win #90) [...]
Fake Stephen Jones – Human Laugh Track – 1.9.20
He's the stand in while we wait for a [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Feeling Human Emotion – 1.8.20
Jerry wants to take back all of his upgrades. [...]
The Hardline
Greatest Hockey Fight Call Ever – The Hardline
Here's the video with Rhynes and Corby in the booth [...]
Mike attends a drum clinic 5-25-04
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mikegoestodrumclinic05_25_04.mp3 Mike attends a drum clinic held by Kenny [...]
Colonial Update: More Sluts in Ft Worth 5-24-04
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/moreslutsinftworthtalk05_24_04.mp3 A nice Colonial update with Corby Davidson
Hardline Intro/Raps 5-24-04
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hardlinieintroraps05_24_04.mp3 "I know black people" intro
Mexican Dracula – Lagrimita y Costel
The birth of Mexican Dracula from a wheels off show [...]
2 Minute Drill 5-21-04
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mixandmingle2minutedrill05_21_04.mp3 another classic 2 minute drill