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30th Anniversary Talk – The Musers 1.24.2024
The Musers talk about their memories from the last 30 [...]
C.U.N.T. w/ Gordo – The Invasion 1.23.2024
Memories from 30 years of the Ticket.
Norman from Sachse – The Musers 1.23.2024
Norman returns to settle beef.
The Case of the Dead Longhorn – The Hardline 1.22.2024
The Hardline breaks down the case of the OSU dead [...]
The Crazy Prospector – The Musers 1.22.2024
The 49ers are headed back to the Super Bowl. [...]
Happy Fun Time Audio – The Musers 1.22.2024
The beating Ticketstock song, Romo says Jim, Third Leg Greg. [...]
Fake Stephen Jones – The Musers 1.19.2024
Stephen Jones talks about the Cowboys farting and falling down [...]
The Rant Revival 37 – The Hardline 1.18.2024
Coachella 2024, Vegas, Super Bowl, Richard Simmons, Star Wars, young [...]
Carlton Maxwell – The Musers 1.18.2024
Dr. Maxwell talks about sports psychology.
Snake Pit: Ham Goes to the Doctor – The Hardline 1.17.2024
Ham goes for his first physical.
The Musers
Sean Michael Show – Topless Hypothetical – 7.1.21
Everyone has their price for dancing topless on a [...]
Fake Luka – On The Run – 6.28.21
Hiding from Cuban
E-Brake – 6.25.21
Donny pegging Corby's turd stories Norm takes a call [...]
8:40 Bit – P1 Songs – 6.25.21
A new twist on Gary Busey Boy and a [...]
The Hardline
Hints From Heloise – 7.10.15
The fake Hardline takes a victory lap. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hints-from-heloise-7.10.15.mp3
Redefining The Sexual Bases
The fake Hardline/Orphanage updates the sexual bases for 2015. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/redefining-sexual-bases-7.8.15.mp3 [...]
Hints From Heloise – 7.7.15
Some hints resurrected from the Orphanage tomb. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hints-from-heloise-7.7.15.mp3