Muse in the News – Fart fight lands a plane – 2.19.18
Yes, two people fighting over a fart did indeed cause [...]
O-Deck – Musers dissect Fergie’s pornographic rendition of the National Anthem – 2.19.18
This was one for the ages, and the Musers didn't [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Stay Hard Whataburger Man! – 10.14.11
The Musers couldn't handle the news of the Whataburger man [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Man in a Sexual Relationship with Multiple Cars – 5.20.11
This oughta go well. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gordos-Corner-Sex-with-Cars-05.20.2011.mp3
Muse in the News – Gordo the Argumentative Teen’s Bouts with In-School Suspension – 7.19.11
Erection humor always goes over well with teachers, no? http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/MuseInTheNews-GordoInSchoolSuspension-07.19.11.mp3 [...]
Muse in the News – Port-a-Potty Spy Gets Caught – 6.27.11
Yes, he really crouched in the blue water with the [...]
Not a bit – Musers speak with anonymous sharter – 9.25.11
It wasn't an 8:40 bit. It wasn't the usual deep-throat [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Stanley the suicidal Adult Baby and Feherty’s Cialis love toilets – 5.19.11
Gordo introduces us to Stanley, the Adult Baby who told [...]
The Complete Ticketstock 2018
Friday Night Live (thanks to @pjperdaems) Ticketstock Timewasters (thanks to [...]
E-Brake – 2.16.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Norm racial humor Jub's [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Clean and Jerk – 2.14.18
Dr. Maxwell is Johnny Football's personal psychologist. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/dr-carleton-maxwell-2.14.18.mp3
Chris Chris – In the Olympics – 2.13.18
He was just there to watch but they asked him [...]
Today in out-of-context Gordo: Volume I – 2.13.18
I've assembled a great out-of-context Gordo montage from a few [...]
Mushmouth Thomas – Crazy Busy Week – 2.12.18
Mushmouth's schedule is pretty full. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/mushmouth-thomas-2.12.18.mp3
E-Brake – 2.9.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Gordo error Dingu not [...]
Ribby Paultz – Winter Olympics – 2.8.18
Ribby sings the Olympic theme song live from Korea. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ribby-paultz-2.8.18.mp3 [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Jerry’s SB Party – 2.7.18
Shocking details of Jerry Jones' Super Bowl party. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/deep-throat-informant-2.7.18.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Fly Cowboys Fly – 2.6.18
Jerry wants in on the Super Bowl action. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/fake-jerry-jones-2.6.18.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Super Bowl Champs – 2.5.18
The Touchdowns Brothers celebrates winnings the supers bowls. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/touchdown-brothers-2.5.18.mp3
Best of The Ticket at Super Bowl 52
I gathered up all the best parts of the Ticket [...]
E-Brake – 2.2.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Corby bear trap Rosengarden [...]
Gordo Wireless at the Super Bowl – 02.02.18
Gordo interviews a guy who discusses how he killed an [...]
E-Brake – 1.26.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Romo vs Nantz TC [...]
Dallas Bryant – Back with Dez – 1.25.18
Dallas is now Dez's receivers coach. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dallas-bryant-1.25.18.mp3
Fake Skip Bayless – Started The Ticket – 1.24.18
The Musers talk to Skip on the Ticket's 24th birthday. [...]