Gordo’s Corner – Suicidal Commute – 1.9.13
Some guy desparately wants to just snake the belt and [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Wheels-Off Executions – 7.1.13
The Musers discuss executions, death row, last words and last [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Count the Red Flags: Interfering with Railroad Tracks – 1.16.13
The Musers discuss a wheels-off story + a new livespot [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Dale Hansen Admits He’s a Dirty Lib – 2.14.14
Dale calls in during the Corner and discusses his experience [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Retirement Talk With Gloria Campos – 3.5.14
The Musers talk to the legendary WFAA anchor about her [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Parting With Stuff Talk – 1.16.18
Here's audio of yesterday's Corner brought to you by request [...]
Fake Michael Irvin – School Closings – 1.16.18
He's back again to close a bunch of stuff. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fake-michael-irvin-1.16.18.mp3 [...]
Killer’s MLK Essay – 1.15.18
The Musers continue their holiday tradition of making Killer try [...]
E-Brake – 1.12.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Ty tall task Sean [...]
Chris Chris – Bitchcoin – 1.11.18
Chris Chris was on cryptocurrencies from day 1. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/chris-chris-1.11.18.mp3
Deep Throat Informant – Alien Sex – 1.10.18
The informant had a similar UFO experience to George's. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/deep-throat-informant-1.10.18.mp3 [...]
Jub UFO Sighting Talk – 1.10.18
Jub talks about a UFO he saw while on vacation. [...]
Gordo’s Corner – World’s Fattest Mexican Talk – 5.27.14
An abortion http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Gordos-Corner-5.27.14-Worlds-Fattest-Mexican-Talk.mp3
Gordo’s Corner – Hit & Run Diarrhea – 2.11.14
I'm sorry. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Gordos-Corner-2.11.14-Hit-Run-Diarrhea.mp3
O-Deck and Gordo’s Corner – Fun With Musical Instruments – 5.28.14
Enjoy http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A-Very-Musical-O-Deck-Corner-5.28.14.mp3
Meatheads of the Week – 10.6.17
The candidates: Dumbass thinks a book will protect him from [...]
Meatheads of the Week – 10.20.17
The candidates: Mike Pence ISIS Lady wants your vote Florida [...]
Meatheads of the Week – 11.3.17
The candidates: Mom of the year puts kid on moving [...]
Meatheads of the Week – 10.27.17
The candidates: "The guy who slapped the horse's buttocks" Town [...]
The #MusersMallWalk Saga
Last week, the Musers took part in what may be [...]
Fake Mack Brown – Hates Alabama – 1.9.18
Mack talks about Sally, Sully and making Texas great again. [...]
Ribby Paultz – Golden Globes – 1.8.18
Ribby reporting live from Hollywood. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ribby-paultz-1.8.18.mp3
E-Brake – 1.5.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: News bitch Jer having [...]
Junior Doesn’t Like the Way the Warriors Play – 1.4.18
Junior has some hot sports opinions after a close Dallas/GS [...]
Coach Marge – Mall Walk – 1.3.18
She'll be George's pace car. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/coach-marge-1.3.18.mp3