Another Greggo Thursday.

Today Fake Greggo tackles a very angry feminine song by Meredith Brooks, called “Bitch”.

If you want to sing along, here’s the chorus:

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

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What a juicy time for Ticket fans! If you’ve read the other posts about Richie Whitt’s article “The Hard Lie”, then you are rubbing your hands together in anticipation for The Hardline’s response. Lucky for us, they decided to go a few segments into the subject and tell their side of the story. It’s definitely good to hear someone involved put some valid points into the story rather than just reading an article from an outside source. I’m just glad Corby put his side in because the article really made him out to be a backstabbing snake.

Reading over on Whitt’s blog, a lot of people said they were probably going to miss the audio. Guess what. . .that’s what TheUnTicket.com is for! I broke them down by segments:

Segment 1 - The Hardline’s response to “The Hard Lie”

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Segment 2 - Rhyner responds about phasing out Greggo

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Segment 3 - Closing comments about the whole thing

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FINALLY!! The question “Where’s Greggo?” has been answered. New question is, “Where’s the Greggo drops?”

(PS. MacGruber, stop ignoring me!)

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Reading through the comments over at Gordo’s Site, someone posted a link to a picture that I also believe is a possible Greggo spotting. We all know Greg The Hammer Williams is a fan of Texas Rangers baseball. So when you look at this picture, all the reaction appears to make it seem this is, in fact, Greggo Williams.

I wonder if The Hammer dropped a big coke fart and everyone is ducking. I don’t see a baseball anywhere. (after staring more, I found the ball. ‘nutshot’)

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The latest reports seem to be that our beloved Hammer headed to the mountains, “rocky mountain high?”, to look for jobs up in Denver. That’s a great idea I think. Get the hell outta dodge. Plus what a perfect place to go. A place with a scenery!

The latest picture of Greggo we have been provided with shows him going incognito, a bit. He’s also going by the name of Greg Earl Williams:
(The Hammearl ?)

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Reading Wilonsky’s article about the anticipated movie at Sundance, “Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden”, I could only think of the sequel, “Where in the World is Greggo?”.

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JJ just sent over a photo of himself at the Cowboys vs. Giants game. Since The Ticket has been so hush hush about the Greggo saga, maybe JJ can find some answers at the biggest sporting event of the year.

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Looks like we find out today at 5:15. Of course, the Wade press conference is going to screw it up I bet.

This morning was supposed to be the “BIG PROGRAMMING ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE TICKET”. They announced Ticket Stock, with Nolan Ryan. How the hell is that “Programming”? I tell you why they said that, because they wanted everyone to listen. They’re playing off of Greggo being gone.

Norm did say the Hardline will talk about Greggo at 5:15 today. Hopefully they put this stupid thing to rest and get the hammer back.

If you’re not coming back hammer, you’re welcome to be a guest here on the Unticket. “Let us hear from ya!”

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