The AM Courage Boys discuss the beauty of the Great American Roadtrip and whether or not it is becoming a thing of the past.

Spank Miller declares that he can no longer take a roadtrip that lasts more than 3 or 4 hours.  Although that sounds pretty weak, I think I would have to agree with him.  Driving sucks.

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BaD Radio and Norm did a wife swap today, which treated the good clean strong good P1’swith a Muser / BaD radio mix!  It went so well that Jub stuck around for next segment.

…and again, and again, and again-gain-gain…

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The AM Courage boys had a roundtable of three “skateboard men” to discuss the issues of today’s youth.  Popular topics included Facebook, Sexting, and Jub’s taint-tattoo (taint-too?).

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Biggest Show coming to town

• Wynton Marsalis
• Smokey Robinson
• Tom Green
• Randy Travis
• George Thorogood & the Destroyers
• Faith Hill

**Update**
For some reason the voting was cut off. Nothing big… Smokey Robinson won.

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Click the Bear

The “Bear Trap of the Week” was solid. Gordo broke down the following three nominees:

1) Lazy Eye

2) Guatemalan Earthquake Baby/Corrective Shoes

3) 19 Year Old Close Your Legs Sewage Mistake

Corby added this wild card) Danny Freshman 15/Coat Coverup

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Wade & Jerry join the Musers for their post game show. Wade is looking for a contract extension. As usual, Jerry has other things in mind.

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The Musers take a listen to the WSPR Philly morning crew before the big game. The Touchdown Brothers break down the Cowboys player by player and come to their common conclusion, the Cowgirls suck. Sounds like the Big Tuna calls in, calling himself Sal.

Take a listen to Down & Distance with Jimmy Amangola & Tony Ragu.

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Right when you are ready to hear about women’s college golf talk, Clarence Murphy has to bust in and interrupt Spanky Miller’s sports talk.

He begins telling about how he was packing his junk in the boiler room into his pants.

Then he wants to tell about how he was the original Man vs Food star.

Supposedly he took on Clarence VIII in a funnel cake eating contest.

Has several other funny stories. Good ole Clarence.

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Musers had a good talk about the dreaded mid-life crisis.

I think there are different types that go through this time in life, but there are some to make fun of and there are some to just be happy for.

You have the beaten down guy that has the kids getting older and don’t want anything to do with him, plus the wife views him as an appliance, like the Musers were saying. The only logical thing to do is try to get acceptance from the opposite sex. Whether it means straying off or not, they just want to be viewed as someone of importance, which they don’t get at home. Usually a sports car does it.

Then you have the guys that have finally figured all of their finances and things out, plus have come along with their career and they’re in a position where they can buy the sports car and not struggle. These guys do it because they’ve always wanted to get one and late 30’s is when a family man usually gets financially stable in their life.

There’s also “Chris Chris” mid-life crisis where you’ve been hanging on to your 30k /yr job for 10 years and they just handed out the pink slip. The natural reaction is to go out and buy an expensive sports car. One more expensive than the one you have. The only difference is you’re not buying it, you’re leasing it for just one month until they repo it. It’s basically his last chance at scoring hot bitches before he jumps off the bridge.

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Musers have tickets for U2 360 concert coming in October to Jerry’s World.

This contest they had was Gordo playing ball in his favorite park.

The goal is to show up and sing like Bono to all the P1’s.

And have to be critiqued by Gordon, then ridiculed without them hearing by the guys at the station. Fun times.

I missed the audio from Gordo’s corner, so if someone has the final segment, let me know and I’ll post it all.

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Click 4 Penis Fish

Emergency Brake of the Week – The Musers

• Junior Spank Miller – Penis Fish
• Gordon Taint Keith – Odd musical reference
• George Jaa Dunham – Mush mouth

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The Musers featured Gordon’s annual Valentine Day cards.

With a little help from the sexy Alexis from the bone, a few other girls like from sales and also the lovely Arby’s spokesman, Barb Smith, they read through Gordon’s lovely cards.

Nothing short of shocking, again.

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Read more Gordon Keith cards here >>>

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Nasty Nestor Jailbait

Apologies for the site being up and down all day, the Nasty Nestor incident flooded us with traffic constantly crashing our server.

Oh fun. Oh fun. Gordon tries to make peace with that dumbass Nasty Nestor and guess what he does? He launches up and chokes Gordon!

What a fucking douche bag. There’s a reason why no one likes him. Here’s a few examples on TheUnTicket.com:

• Nasty Nestor – Douche Bag
• Nasty & Gordon Buds – kind of what it looked like today!
• Nasty Nestor Anti-Semitic
• Nasty is still a Douche
• Nasty Nestor Lyrics
• Hitler Hates Nasty Nestor – TheUnTicket Original
• Baltimore Hates Nasty Nestor
• Nasty Nestor Hates Homeless People
• A sort of fake Nasty Nestor

Now that we’re done showing all of our Nasty Nestor posts here, let’s get to the good stuff! Here is the audio from Nasty Nestor choking Gordon Keith today at Media Row at the Super Bowl.

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*******UPDATE***********
Gordon has the video compliments of Dallassportsfans.com. You can read more over at his blog as I’m sure he’ll have more info sooner. To save you a click, i’ve embedded the video here

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The Musers took another little walk down memory lane during Gordo’s corner.

They discussed a few favorites sent in by the P1’s.

One of the favorites that made Ja belly laugh the hardest was fake Jerry with fake Stephen who would hit an anvil at various times.

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The Sports Fiddler

The Musers introduced a new character for Super Bowl XLIII media day…”The Sports Fiddler.

Gordon introduces the Sports Fiddler and his translator (Junior) to the player person who is lucky enough to talk through music.

Then the Sports Fiddler would ask questions with his fiddle and the player would answer. Evidently, the bit was quite the hit at “megia day”.

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National Coverage of the Sports Fiddler

(thanks for King of Media, Gordon Shelly Keith)

**Video** of the Sports Fiddler courtesy of Pittsburgh Gazette

Sports Fiddler just looks funny in print: fourth paragraph

Courtesy of SportingNews.com

Sports Fiddler spotted by Sporting News

Orlando loves the fiddler: almost all the way down

More Sports Fiddler dominance

Star Telegram – Most the way down

Micky Spagnola gives his vote for Sports Fiddler as best bit. (at very bottom)

The NEXT: ESPN.COM – Sports Fiddler is exploding! On this ESPN article, they mention “Sports Fiddler” had hit top 10 on Google Trends. I tried to find a cached shot of it, but was able to screenshot the days performance on the term:

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