I’m posting this audio for a new unticket author that will be showing up soon with more gold, “AP”.

This is, as he calls it, “Hardline Gems” from March 2, 2010.

From AP:

I put this little clip together based on stuff that made me bust out laughing yesterday

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Yesterday, Corby realizes that at the Super Bowl he is going to be rooming with Norm. Something he’s obviously not interested in doing, much like the rest of the crew. I’m sure Norm’s a good roommate, but no one wants to find out.

When Corby brings it up, he questions who’s behind it and they end up blaming Dick Hicks.

Corby gets a call from the Catman of Americas and he tells Corby what exactly went down.

Then Catman and Corby team up to get some rather revealing audio that gives Cobra all the information he needs about his so called, “co-host”.

This is some FUNNY shit.

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Oooooh soo classy, class it up baby.

Hello sweet little Tickethead P1. In honor of the Ticket’s Sweet Sweet 16th birthday, TWO late concert calendars! You won’t find THAT in Russia!

December 18th: Where do y’all wanna go during dry dock?

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January 22nd: Listen for a fantastic “WHAT?!” from a good-good in the crowd when Rhynes is talking about who will be at the Reconsider Lounge on Thursday.

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(I’m having trouble uploading images little buddies… but enjoy the audio!)

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Enjoy the radio fun, radio radios.

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Danny claims it is gonna suck.

Will doodoo make an appearance?

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Emergency Brake of the Week – 11.13.09

1. Gordo – Veggie Tales
2. Rhyner – Old Man Moment
3. Norm – Crocodile Burp

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The Hardline - Mike Rhyner, Corby Davidson & Greggo

Talk about confusion!

During the pre-show meeting, back when Greggo was around, this audio came out.

Greggo had a good talking item, then Corby throws one out…but then…

Rhyner talks weird, wild circles of confusing words.

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        Jerry Mullet Jones

As mentioned in the previous post, with the absence of any connections with the Cowboys, The Ticket is back to their onslaught of pushing the envelope of jokes directed towards Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. All well deserved.

Today before the Wade Phillips press conference, Jerry Jones got up and went on about a 20 minute conversation about, well, I’m not real sure what he was saying. I think it was something to do with cheaper tickets in the general public type sections of the new stadium.

Anyhow, he rambled and rambled forever, all the while, Corby, Rhynes & Grubes spoke over what he was saying with Goobes playing the perfect drops as if someone was answering Jerry’s questions and/or comments. Figured it was worth a post.

My personal favorite was what Norm told Mike he had in his pants!!! Genius.

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Doanwanna is on vacation all week, so we have some old audio being posted.

What’s better than listening to the old fart of the ticket stumble around?

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FM Mike Rhyner

Oh what a day ! ! ! Full of fun on The Hardline today. But nothing more special than what you’re about to listen to.

FM Rhyner. Yep, Mike Rhyner when he was on The Zoo (KZEW) back on February 2, 1984.
**Edit – Zookeeper corrected us on the date saying it was 84 not 82**

The first audio is the full length version so you can hear the entire thing without comments by Cobby or Merle Berle.

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WOW!! I think they don’t go on cigarette breaks, they go on pot breaks and they just finished a break.

The Zoo was classic rock, for those that were too young or just not around back then.

Now let’s the other boys get a hold of the audio and give their 2 cents.

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I Like Steak

Special thanks to the velvet hammer for the audio.

More of these to hopefully come. Although the “I Like Steak” is about to make me insane in the membrane.

Thanks also to RHCP for the inspiration! (RHCP = Red Hot Chili Peppers)

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Lyrics might go something like:

I Like Steak

Some come cooked and some come raw
Blend it up and use a straw
Sit down put it on a bun
Pop it in the oven is my fav one

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

My steak is made of meat that’s good
Wash down with water if you could
Top it with cream
That’s my dream
Top it with cream

Some come cooked and some come raw
Blend it up and use a straw
Sit down put it on a bun
Pop it in the oven is my fav one

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

Some come old and cold
Must flip over check for mold
Let’s eat 2 put 4 on hold
A nod to the waiter better get it to go

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

Steak is better than everything
Just put some fire on that thing
Eat on a swing
Makes you lean
Steak on a swing

Some come hot and cold
Must flip over check for mold
Let’s eat 2 and put 4 on hold
A nod to the waiter better get it to go

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

Some come cooked and some come raw
Blend it up and use a straw
Sit down put it on a bun
Pop it in the oven is my fav one

I like steak
I like steak
I like steak
I like steak

Some come cooked and some come raw
Blend it up and use a straw
Sit down put it on a bun
Pop it in the oven is my fav one

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Rhyner - Robot Greggo

A great Mike Rhyner stammer.

And an appearance from Robot Greggo.

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Richie Whitt from the Dallas Observer has been making all of our mouths water about his upcoming feature that paints a clearer picture behind the story of Greg Williams leaving The Ticket. There’s no doubt The Hardline has had an unfair advantage to steer the story in their favor. According to Richie Whitt, this story should let us see both sides and hear their true thoughts. Whitt has made several pre-story blog posts and while the printed copy is in some locations, most of us are still in the dark.

These are Whitt’s blogs:

This was the first one I read about the upcoming Greggo vs Ticket story.

Then Richie makes a post that, as he puts it, is like a movie trailer for “The Hard Lie”.

Hopefully this isn’t a complete oversell, but President Bush is interested in Greggo!

As soon as it’s in front of my eyes, I’ll post a follow up. Extremely interested!

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Mike “The Self Promotor” Rhyner

Corby “The Cobby Cobra Snake” Davidson
&
Danny “The Afternoon I Hate Stuff Unless I’m Drunk Playing Music Cloud” Paul Balis

. . .venture into the world of the Concert Calendar. Corby will tell us church sucks, Rhyner will say Rhyner is dead and then promote Pitty Theft and Big Dumb Danny will refer to all of it as, “They Suck!”

That’s what makes the Concert Calendar so much fun. You get the upcoming concert information ending up with my personal favorite, the Reconsider Lounge. It’s always the last part of the calendar and they usually always deliver. This is where bands like “My Sister’s Stinky Box”, “Hamburgers with Doo Doo as the Meat”, “Popcorn with Doo Doo as the Butter” and “I Was With Your Mother Last Night”. All classics.

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