The Ticket has been around for quite some time, but there haven’t always been drops. I remember back when drops first started surfacing regularly, and it was more of a game to see who could edit words together to make someone say something funny. Since that time, drops have become a huge part of what makes the Ticket…well, The Ticket. So, in honor of that spirit, I am going to list my top 5 favorite drops. Put in a comment as to what your favorite drops of all time are.
5. ”I prefer a male” – George Dunham
As far back as I can remember, this was one of the very first drops to make its way onto the airwaves. It was spliced together, probably by Gordo, and became a big hit almost instantly. To me, this is where the drop revolution really got started.
4. “No, no, no, no, no, never, never, never, no!” – Norm Hitzges
I love how this drop gets played at Stars games. It is just a bit too long to get thrown in most situations, but it has really found a place in the P1’s hearts.
3. ”Any of Norm’s sexual noises” – Norm Hitzges
Norm makes an innocent noise while talking about a cop in a donut shop in Sheboygan. Life goes on, right? Not if Grubes has anything to say about it. Danny’s boy toy has masterfully turned these innocent drops into some of the funniest radio of all time.
2. ”I like to eat” – Greg Williams
Although we don’t get to hear it anymore, these four words defined Greggo better than any other four words (as long as we are being nice). Anytime this drop was fired off, it made me laugh, no matter what was going on.
1. “Why are you yelling? You’re a foot from me” – Phil Mickelson
Gribble got him to say it, and since that moment, it has been drop gold. I could almost listen to this drop on repeat and it wouldn’t bug me. Most of the magic of this drop comes from how well the board ops use it in timely situations, but just the monotone nature of Phil’s voice and the total disdain for the peon he is speaking to makes this my all time favorite drop.
Your turn. What are your favorite drops and why?
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February 12th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
“That was a great story. Tell it again!”
February 12th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
GOOD POINT
February 12th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
don’t jar
and use a rubber
February 12th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Hammer: “Hamburger with doo doo as the meat”
Danny: “I like steak” (or any variation)
Old lady: “Alright”
February 12th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
okay, clearly the first one is Mike not Hammer.
February 12th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
“Don’t you damn call again here!”
February 12th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
we had some diamonds….
February 12th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
5. That theory cannot be prov/Danny examine it/Fry st/Pleated pants
4. Truck full of Mexicans
3. How bout a Marlboro Red bitch?
2. He also wore shoes with live goldfish….
1. We’re having fun here, no?
February 12th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
How do you not have Norm’s most used one up there?
#1 of all time has to be…
“Are you gay? … ARE… YOU… GAY?”
other great ones…
Mike: “That was a great story.” Danny: “Tell it again”
Anything involving Doyle King
“To Nancy…..” by Norm
Even though I’ve only heard it once…. this is pure gold….
Mike: “Text penis to your mother”
February 13th, 2009 at 7:56 am
My favorite is the Bill Wyman drop “Alright”
February 13th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Barb – “Youuu’re having, I’m Arby’s.”
February 13th, 2009 at 8:51 am
the whole tee box montage…
“if you start skulling bawws….”
“the anus?!?”
“i don’t think so.”
February 14th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
My favorite was, “What’s up Grand Dragon Georgio?” George hated it which only made it better.
February 17th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
“I used to shoot baskets”
-Mike
February 18th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
5. “Get your ass hung up now you idiot!”
4. “Don’t you damn call again here!”
3. “Great success.”
2. The Jub woodpecker fart
1. “Tell ‘em Rhyner!”
February 19th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
jim, JIM!
February 24th, 2009 at 9:38 am
1. “I hate that son of a bitch.” (Mike)
2. “Shut up bitch!” (Mike)
3. “I went to TCU….” (Corby)
4. “I don’t think so.” (Rick Arnett)
5. “I have lupus.” (Mike)
February 25th, 2009 at 8:54 am
5. What-a,what-a-we,whadda they hope to get out of him? (Rhyner)
4.Lets see those boobs darlin’. (Greggo)
3.Anything “Edna” said
2.”Exactly……I mean…” (Grubes)
1.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA….OOOHHH I’m sorry thats funny!!
Doyle King
February 25th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
“My sister’s stinky box” (Rhyner) First time I heard it I almost wrecked on the Tollway.
“Big, black m*****f*****” (Norm) Anything that’s banned has to be funny.
February 28th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Strap it on – Gordon Keith
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Have a hot carl…
March 5th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
bring back
Balls Hangin Down
Balls Hangin Down
Balls Hangin Down
Balls Hangin Down……
March 6th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Hey dil!
Honorable mentions (some of these have not been heard in a long time) -
We’re having fun here, no? (Dan)
I rear ended a gentleman. (Bob)
Can I stick my tongue down your throat? (Bob)
This is going to be a f***ing disaster. (Bernie Shaw)
I’ll do her. (George)
It’s called the schlong. (Fernando)
March 10th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Dan’s “Can I get it in the butt?”
March 11th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
nip nip. weiner
March 13th, 2009 at 8:56 am
“Why don’t you just go ahead and turn your mic down there buddy…”
-Gordo
“I’m Ty Walkaaaaa”
-Ty Walker
March 17th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
i’ve got 20 bucks!
March 25th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
“get the clothes off bitch”
“that theory cannot be proven”
March 26th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Guess what I have in my underwear? (mike rhyner and Norm)
Are you gay? ARE YOU GAY? (Norm)
Drop your pants and let me #%*@ your butt hard! (Norm)
March 28th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
“Yawall!”-Greggo
“He once had a black baby.”-Greggo
“I’m a queer.”-Jaa Dunham
March 30th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
“Sounds good” (Nolan Ryan)
March 31st, 2009 at 7:53 pm
“Cowboys” -Jerry Jones
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I miss hearing “Puff Daddy!”
April 6th, 2009 at 12:02 am
is the answer jesus?
April 13th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I can’t believe no one mentioned the cunkel moment.
Do you like this gig?
That wasn’t the question…
April 17th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Well so what if he don’t like gays, I don’t like em neither.
April 24th, 2009 at 6:58 am
“I love the Rangers!” – Mike
“This team sucks!” – Mike
“ARE YOU GAY?! – Norm
“Fun is going on.” – Mike
“I grew up in the Sixties.” – Mike
“Donovan, you’ve eaten chitlins!” -Norm
May 5th, 2009 at 9:28 am
I have Lupus. (Mike)
I like steak. (Danny)
Sister’s stinky box. (Mike)
Hi, Bob. (Bob)
Anything ever said by Doyle.
May 12th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Norm-guess what I have in my underwear? A solid number two.I had to turn off the radio at that point because it hurt to laugh
May 19th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
“My sister’s stinky box”
May 31st, 2009 at 4:21 am
“i have a name for my penis”
“ive got a flask in my car if you guys want to join me for an afterhours drink”
“get mike the hell of the air” – Norm
May 31st, 2009 at 4:23 am
“that is a ridiculous plan” – TC
June 29th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
“he’s black” – Norm
July 5th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
1) Gimmie a marlboro red bitch: Greggo
2) Puff daddy!: Greggo
3) I eat boogers: Greggo
4) I’d like to feel those boobs: Greggo
5) Ching change ha-so: Mike
July 8th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
EIGHT?!?!?!
July 20th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
George, referring to basketball uniforms: “There’s nothing wrong with black trim.” It got taken out of the rotation almost immediately.
July 23rd, 2009 at 7:22 am
George saying (after a fart drop) “That was me.” Perfect timing.
July 26th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Doyle’s Crazy Laugh.
Corby’s I went to TCU.
Deion’s A phong is ringing.
Mike’s The guy’s just on fire right now.
Mike’s Text Penis to 44939/ your mother
and Dan Paul Merle Berle Jim Ed Balis’ “GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!”
August 5th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
The recent “Michael Trabtree” makes me giggle every time I hear it.
August 7th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
“BIG… FAT… LADY!”
“Got an extra joint?”
“Hazmat uniform.”
“Small private school in the midwest.”
“You’re under my command now.”
“Since when do you care about causing a big russ or f**kus?”
The Hammer was the King of Drops.
August 11th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
“…taint on taint…”
August 13th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
“You got a Carly box?”
August 21st, 2009 at 8:53 am
The Lakers make the call, all that and next…
August 26th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
5) Stupid Bitch (Rhynes)
4) Yeah! (Little kid)
3) Yeah right, right (Edna)
2) What size bra do you where (Greggo)
1) Get the clothes off bitch (Greggo)
August 28th, 2009 at 7:42 am
“Sounds good.” –Nolan Ryan
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
“…uh, Paul in…” – Ja
September 19th, 2009 at 7:34 am
“They were inseparable…”
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Uh…Paul in…(George during the 9/11 moment of silence) everytime they play this i laugh my ass off so hard.
September 24th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Mine have to be any of Mike’s “Hey Corby, guess what I have in my pants”
September 29th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
i think “Oh, a phong is ringin” and “Michael Trabtree” are the most famous and are going to be the longest live drops. i hear it atleast 3 times a day still during wtds and its still hilarious, i wanna know how long they’ll stay popular
October 12th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Have you ever thought about it?
October 14th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
“They got free sandwiches” -Greggo
October 15th, 2009 at 11:26 am
” STUPID BITCH! ” – Mike
” I WILL BEAT YO ASS! ” – Johnny Showtime Barnes ( I believe )
October 24th, 2009 at 1:32 am
It’s fun to do bad thangs.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:30 am
OH! A phong is ringing… Michael Trabtree…
Anyone know where to get that, or Ja’s ringtone from 10/28/2009?
October 28th, 2009 at 11:37 am
here’s a downloadable mp3 of just Deion just saying “OH! A phong is ringin”
http://www.theunticket.com/deion-sanders-oh-a-phong-is-ringing/
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Robot Greggo – “Hasmat uniform”
November 18th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Fort Worth the Caddie’s emphysema laugh and his “Go Fort Worth…go Fort Worth…Fort Worth is in the house”.
November 19th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Don’t want ya, yer fat! – Greggo
That SLUT I married! – Snake
December 8th, 2009 at 11:54 am
“Harry Cox!! Big Harry Cox!!!” – Chuck Cooperstein
and I will nominate any of the old Fake Billy Tubbs rants
December 9th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Adios Mofo – Rick Perry
December 12th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Greggo: “Puff Daddy!”
Norm: “Eight?!”
Norm: “He’s black.”
Deion: “I don’t know what that isss.”
Rocko: “Yeah, yeah, I hear ya.”
Darren Hambrick: “What do voluntary mean?”
Deion: “Thousands, consequently millions.”
Norm: “I’m gonna fix it. I’m gonna fix it. I’m gonna fix it. I’m gonna fix it.”
Jerry: “You know how bad I got criticized?”
Norm: “I’m sorry; that’s it! That’s it.”
Norm: “Oh, jeeze. Oh, jeeze. Oh, jeeze.”
December 16th, 2009 at 8:43 am
I have to go with “Truck full of Mexicans”…classic Wolf. I also liked “I appeciate dat” by the generic black guy.
December 16th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Greggo: “Get the clothes off, bitch.”
December 17th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
“Hey, Dill!” Cobra
“I grew up in the 60s” Mike
“I’ve got a flask in my car if anyone wants to join me for an after hours drink” Danny
“sure” Tiny Dan
“Oh, a phone is ringing!” Donnie
“I am Sports Sturm!” Bob
“YaHootie!” Norm
“I’ve got the baby feeders.” George
I’m a year oner so I remember Fax Fodder, Gordo and Jennifer late nights, The Sports Princess, Roco, Skip Bayless and the long list of other former shows and hosts. I’ll be a Tickethead until the day I die! Stay Hard!
December 19th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I love George’s, “I like black trim.”
December 30th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
“That has to be the most calloused response.”
“Isn’t it fun to be able to laugh?” – Norm
“They were inseparable” – Pete Rose’s sister
January 12th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
I don’t think it’s technically a drop, but the Tony Romo shark… “football, footbaLL, footBALL,FOOTBALL, FOOTball, FOotball, Football, football”
January 13th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Yeah, the correct phrase:
“I like black trim” by George.
It was on the Ticket Drop Page on their website for awhile, even though they banned it quickly from rotation.
That one is one of the best.
Robot Greggo’s “That theory cannot be proven” is one that constantly pops into my head during life.
Others that I like for various reasons: “Stand back, burrito!”; “Have a hot Carl”; the incorrect call letters for the UNT radio station “KUNT”; Grubes’ Hangover drops. The Reconsider Lounge drops are great (e.g., sister’s stinky box; etc.) but they are contrived jokes, so I don’t find them as memorably funny.
January 13th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
hey whats the name of the song that bad radio returns with sometimes that has the lyrics 4 kinds of nachos..
January 13th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Last train to awesometown I believe.
January 20th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
where’s the bottom 5 list?
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:31 pm
“you ever see a guy with a fake head?”
January 25th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Any of the “Fat Joe left Atlantic” stuff still makes me laugh. I’m a little surprised nobody else mentioned it. Otherwise…
“Yeah wall!”
“There’s more money in boobs than God.”
“Former Ranger great.” – Particularly in the Hammer days when it didn’t apply.
“I love Adolf Hitler…”
January 31st, 2010 at 11:49 am
How about:
“Dan’s world, Dan’s world, party time” -Sturm
“Smokes wif cigarrettes” and “it’s fun to do bad things” -Latarian
“That slut that I married” -Cobra
“I like cussing, gettin’ drunk, and foolin’ around with women” -Deep Dish Danny
and a new favorite…
“Are your nipples black?” -Mike
February 4th, 2010 at 12:17 am
Well #%#% me! – Fake Norm
I grew up in the 60’s – The Old Grey Wolf
Uh..Paul in… – Ja
That slut that I married. – Snake
Donavon, sit your black butt down! – Norm
February 4th, 2010 at 12:18 am
One more..”Oh, a phong is ringing!” – Deion Sanders
February 4th, 2010 at 2:00 am
“BORING”! – author unknown
“stop this crap” – Real Jerry
“I rear ended a gentleman” – Bob Sturm
“Oh my God, Danny” – Fake Greggo
Any fart drop (blamed on Jub)
February 4th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Yes…that pleases me.
February 25th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
“Are your nipples black?” -Mike
“Uh…Paul..In” – George
“I love you Jane….BWAHAHAHAHAOOOOHHHAHHAOH!” – The Musers laughing at Mike Snyder
“Yeah wall!”
“GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!” – Danny “I have a flask” Balis
February 27th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Its fun doin’ Bad Things. . . Smokes real cigarettes!
March 3rd, 2010 at 2:21 pm
George: “I like black trim”.
March 10th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
8 Dollar Dar
Not sure why it gets me everytime.