My Top 5 Drops of all time…

The Ticket has been around for quite some time, but there haven’t always been drops.  I remember back when drops first started surfacing regularly, and it was more of a game to see who could edit words together to make someone say something funny.  Since that time, drops have become a huge part of what makes the Ticket…well, The Ticket.  So, in honor of that spirit, I am going to list my top 5 favorite drops.  Put in a comment as to what your favorite drops of all time are.

5.  “I prefer a male” – George Dunham 

As far back as I can remember, this was one of the very first drops to make its way onto the airwaves.  It was spliced together, probably by Gordo, and became a big hit almost instantly.  To me, this is where the drop revolution really got started.

4. “No, no, no, no, no, never, never, never, no!” – Norm Hitzges

I love how this drop gets played at Stars games.  It is just a bit too long to get thrown in most situations, but it has really found a place in the P1’s hearts.

3.  “Any of Norm’s sexual noises” – Norm Hitzges

Norm makes an innocent noise while talking about a cop in a donut shop in Sheboygan.  Life goes on, right? Not if Grubes has anything to say about it.  Danny’s boy toy has masterfully turned these innocent drops into some of the funniest radio of all time.

2.  “I like to eat” – Greg Williams

Although we don’t get to hear it anymore, these four words defined Greggo better than any other four words (as long as we are being nice).  Anytime this drop was fired off, it made me laugh, no matter what was going on.

1. “Why are you yelling?  You’re a foot from me” – Phil Mickelson

Gribble got him to say it, and since that moment, it has been drop gold.  I could almost listen to this drop on repeat and it wouldn’t bug me.  Most of the magic of this drop comes from how well the board ops use it in timely situations, but just the monotone nature of Phil’s voice and the total disdain for the peon he is speaking to makes this my all time favorite drop.

Your turn. What are your favorite drops and why?

121 COMMENTS

  1. Cheeks Papadopolis
    April 12, 2010 09:17 Reply

    The Fort Worth hockey announcer’s screaming “COME ON!!!!” that was eventually replaced in the rotation by Danny saying the same thing was pretty good. It’s been getting used at Dallas Stars games.

  2. Not that Bob
    April 14, 2010 20:57 Reply

    My current fave is “I did cocaine with him 5 years ago”. My all time favorite has to be “My sister’s stinky box”. Too bad we don’t get that one much anymore.

  3. P1 Jh
    April 19, 2010 20:07 Reply

    O a phong is Ringing.

  4. April 20, 2010 14:00 Reply

    5. Frye Street (Greggo)
    4. That is Soooo ridiculous (Junior Miller)
    3. Mun-ye Mun-ye Mio (Ryner, who is in fact still alive)
    2. Yeaaaa (George, most often called upon when a heard of Georgio’s are moving through)
    1. Mortar Forker (the great Norman Elizabeth Hitges)

    Honorable mention to “Come On” by the late great Dougie…

  5. jkaggie
    April 21, 2010 07:51 Reply

    Norm’s “F*%^ Me”
    &
    Voicemailer’s “Listen…I got enough on my mind than to deal with your bulls*&$”

  6. wayne
    April 21, 2010 10:29 Reply

    “I think you’re wrong”

  7. Smokes Wif Cigarettes
    April 23, 2010 01:11 Reply

    top 5 faves:
    Flakeboy Gribble’s – “Skollatthere”
    Old Grey Wolf – “Steve!”
    Greggo – Ya wall….
    Any Tiger text read by the Old Grey Wolf particularly – “I’ll wear you out.”
    Old Grey Wolf – Let’s soap up those honkers…..

  8. Robert
    June 23, 2010 08:12 Reply

    “A small patch of very soft fur” – Norm.

  9. Curly
    October 27, 2010 12:56 Reply

    Do you like this gig? No, do you really like this job? (Greggo…classic!)
    Shut up BITCH! (Old Grey Wolf)

  10. holly
    January 20, 2011 15:12 Reply

    im am absolutly addicted to Corbys recent rendition of his kids fake hampster pet screaming in chinese. HILARIOUS!

  11. Matt Arrington
    June 01, 2012 09:46 Reply

    Are your nipples black? (Ryner) and Watery Diahrrea Farts!

  12. JoMama
    December 09, 2012 12:04 Reply

    Recent one, but headed for greatness: “What about eggs?”

  13. Steve
    December 23, 2012 10:18 Reply

    I want to download the “No no no never” drop, but I can’t seem to find it. Does anyone know where the drop is?

  14. Allen
    March 08, 2013 17:46 Reply

    Two by Georgio:

    1) “Really??” – Junior/Georgio’s argument over Ja’s Wade Phillips’ impression/criticism.

    2) “Now let’s go to Paul, in, uh……” – needs no further description.

  15. P1tickethead
    January 24, 2014 21:31 Reply

    I love them all!!! I can’t pick 5!

    I’ll pick one.

    8 dollar dar ~ Mike

  16. Smac290
    June 18, 2014 19:32 Reply

    I’ve got $20 bucks!
    If ya got big boobs lemme hear from ya

    Any mispronunciation or changed wording by Gordo. He said “exhale-occupation” today.

  17. Johnniehi5
    November 05, 2014 11:27 Reply

    Where do I find the ticket drop, “oh yes yes aha aha,”..some radio host or psychologist says it..please help!

  18. Mark Hogan
    August 12, 2015 05:47 Reply

    “How bout then boobs darlin” and when repeated by line 4 guy!

  19. Big Black Caucus
    June 29, 2016 10:53 Reply

    The anus?! Uh. I dont think so.

    Or

    You eat chitlins!

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