Meet Matt McClearin

Matt McClearinThis should be marked under “Everyone Gives a Shit”.

The Hardline gets to know the new ticker guy, Matt McClearin.

His story starts out as another usual story, but then gets extremely juicy (that’s what she said … Junior).

I’ll just say that Matt McClearin is in his 30’s and he just went to prom! WINK (possible yuck monkey for hardline?)

Listen to this very compelling story. Make sure you listen to the end when Corby sticks all of their feet in his mouth and then tries to talk his way out of his comments. Ouch…someone isn’t getting any tonight.

UPDATE: Matt McClearin’s Facebook Page (see his fiance here)

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UPDATE 2: His facebook page says he’s funny… here he is doing stand up

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11 COMMENTS

  1. Michael
    February 25, 2010 02:14 Reply

    His name is actually spelled Matt “McClearin.” Here’s his Facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/album.php?profile=1&id=1080283687#!/McMatt22

    The eighteen-year-old in question is also smoking hot.

    Congrats, Matt.

    • February 25, 2010 11:46 Reply

      ” ‘Preciate ya Pal! ” Have the name updated. I figured I got it wrong.

  2. P1 Steven
    February 25, 2010 08:25 Reply

    He is living every man’s dream. Having fun in in 20’s & finding a sweet ass to ride into the sunset with.

  3. Calvin
    February 25, 2010 10:31 Reply

    Yeah, Matt is living the dream. A fine nubile that will slober his bone and then her parents will make breakfast afterwards.

    That said, I just listened to Corby deepthroat his own foot about 15 times in a row. My good there is a lot in this.

    10:40 – 12:20 : If this does not win Ebrake friday i am going to call shenanigans on extreme Muser’s bias.


    Danny: Go ahead. No, no, your doing great.

    Corby: I wanna dump everything thats just happened in the last minute.

    Danny: That doesn’t make Any SENSE. What you just said make No Sense..
    Corby: *i know* *I wanna go home*

    Ryner: Would you like to go to a commercial break?

    Corby: And why did the music go down?

    Grubes: I was trying to help you think.

    —-

    This is the best collapse and frantic backpeddel i have ever heard.

  4. February 25, 2010 19:11 Reply

    That’s uhhh, that’s a tough deal pal. Do love the overlaughing idiot in the crowd though, that helps. Also, I sent this to both Mike and Cabby so with Mr. Matt on Tickers for afternoon drive tomorrow we should see a nutkicking administered.

  5. P1 Doug
    February 26, 2010 00:34 Reply

    Creepy. If some sonofabitch at 30 came near my daughter while she was still in high school I would end his ass.

    • T
      November 28, 2012 15:21 Reply

      whatever you say, internet hard a$$

  6. Dave Hodges
    February 26, 2010 20:58 Reply

    Is that TC laughing in the background?

  7. ben21
    March 02, 2010 14:10 Reply

    What happened to Ty Walker?

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