Jesse the Usher at Alamo Dome

      Jesse the Usher

      Jesse the Usher

Our favorite Usher, Jesse, is the head of ushering at the Alamo Dome.

He says they all look alike and “out number us”.

Poor Jesse had some medical issues:

  • Put some whoop ass on a punk kid
  • male enhancement procedure issues
  • fell down 1200 steps at the alamo dome
  • almost run over by Rowdy’s pimped out 4 wheeler

He also explains how Romo is tearing up the women by using a grid system, ending with Jesse using duct tape and a gun.

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  1. Turd Feguson
    August 04, 2009 10:52 Reply

    Anyone notice how he sounded strangely like Jimmy Carter?

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