Common Man – Dan Cole … Common Queen?

If you caught any of the back-in-forth between BaD Radio and some douche bag that calls himself “Common Man” (Dan Cole) from KFAN in Minnesota, then this post will make sense to you. If not, enjoy the picture and the horrible attempt at a bit they created to I guess make fun of us.

I have to admit, this audio makes me appreciate the Ticket bits so much more. This sounds like some HORRIBLE FM station trying to be funny.

My point is this guy sounds more like a queen rather than a man. **One side comment about this guy…when I turned on their stream to hear what they were saying, he actually said ‘they might have a better football team, but there’s no way they have a better sports talk show than us’ …. reminds me of the horrible American Idol contestants that say they thought they were the next thing.**

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  1. January 25, 2010 13:47 Reply

    As the saying goes: Don’t forget the funny.

  2. January 25, 2010 13:51 Reply

    I dear god, I think I found something more painful than the night that Jeremy Piven and Dr. Ken guest hosting WWE Raw! I couldn’t even listen to the whole bit!

    Oh, and Robert Wilonsky told me that he thought that Common Fag bit was… terrrrrible.

  3. Big Huggy Bear
    January 25, 2010 14:31 Reply

    They do sound a bit like Greggo without all the stammering. Oh, sorry, too soon?

  4. January 25, 2010 14:37 Reply

    BTW, my post should’ve said “Oh dear god” Dunno where “I dear god” came from :-/ “Stooder!”

  5. Sports Panties
    January 25, 2010 14:41 Reply

    Wow. That was painful.

  6. Jacob
    January 25, 2010 15:19 Reply

    That was awful. I’m not sure they have ever listened to the Ticket. They probably found old audio somewhere or had listened to the station once upon a time because one of the characters sounded like a Randy Galloway impersonation…who works for ESPN now…

    And why hockey? As if the Ticket (outside of BAD radio and Razor with the Musers) EVER talks hockey. Going even further, have they ever listened to a DALLAS STARS broadcast? Razor is Canadian and Ralph Strangis is from up Minnesota or Wisconsin or something…not Texas.

    Anyway, not only is this not funny, it doesn’t make any sense. It’s not like I refused to laugh because they’re poking fun at a station I like. I laugh when something is funny. If they did a good impression of Dan McDowell or Rhynes, or they were talking about something that made sense, like the Cowboys or “guy talk”, then they’d have a start. A start, I say. Maybe someone should send that station a clip of “The Touchdown Brothers.” THAT is a finely crafted bit.

  7. Mike
    January 25, 2010 17:36 Reply

    Wow, that was bad. By the way, how Stanley Cups has Minnesota won? I think we know Hockey.

  8. January 25, 2010 22:55 Reply

    Who do I call to get my wasted time back? I never thought I’d say I’d rather listen to 105.3 the Fail than anything, but by God these Minnesota assholes have done it. Oh well, at least they are going to the Super Bowl. Oh, wait…

  9. Juan Openings
    January 26, 2010 06:22 Reply

    Hey, I think you cut off the audio before the funny begins…oh, wait what? That’s the whole bit?


    Thank god I live where I can listen to the Ticket & not a station like this. Y’know, a station that just sounds like a couple of hacks taking a dump into an empty coffee can.

  10. tony
    January 26, 2010 11:09 Reply

    wow.. horrible!!! that should be nominated for an e-brake!!!

  11. January 26, 2010 12:08 Reply

    what’s the joke? that we all have funny accents and pay attention to hockey? good one, minnesota, way to elevate your game. this audio makes it painfully clear that the common man has some sort of disability so they can’t fire him.

  12. dhorn
    January 26, 2010 13:42 Reply

    I didn’t bother to listen to the bit but I have to tell you the Common Man is pretty funny. Not to you Texans who take your sports to serious but to the rest of us who like to look at the world with a glass half empty point of view.

    • January 26, 2010 14:20 Reply

      @dhorn – when you have no one worth a shit to compare “common man” with, it’s easy to assume he’s “pretty funny”. It’s just not funny at all. I’ve listened to some of his live show on the stream and he’s horrible. And WTF is up with that stupid windows sound bit he plays constantly? This is 2010…update your sound bites. The show is horrible and for him to say his is better than the ticket, it really shows how ignorant the guy really is. I’d love to see ratings between the two shows/stations.

      “You texans take sports too serious”?? I guess when you’ve never tasted greatness, it’s easy to not take your hometown sports seriously. And as far as you looking at the world as ‘glass half empty’, that’s more of a self-confidence issue. Has nothing to do with where you live or how you view sports.

  13. Juan Openings
    January 26, 2010 14:45 Reply

    Dhorn just stepped into a bear trap, but instead of rusty steel jaws clamping down hard on his leg, this bear trap pounds you in the balls for having a dumbass, blind-sighted opinion.


  14. January 28, 2010 16:04 Reply

    Oh, Dhorn… I can only hope for your sake that you’re pretending to be from Minnesota, to make them look bad as a bit. Otherwise, your ignorance is astounding. You’re just like the people from New York that thinks we all ride horses to our jobs at TI and Bell Helicopter, while never visiting outside of your own state. While you look down on people you know nothing about, and never plan to learn of. I feel sorry for you, and may The Great Lord Satan ass-fuck you with rose stems for eternity.



  15. JLano
    July 01, 2010 14:02 Reply

    I have to agree with you guys. I live in Minnesota and Dan Cole sucks. KFAN is a good station from 6am-noon. When “The Common Man” comes on the air at noon, I turn it over to Sirius NFL. This guy is by far the worst radio, talk show host in the country.

    November 22, 2010 00:41 Reply

    All of these people that post the negative comments don’t understand they are the punchline. That fact that people get this upset about the Common Man show is what makes the bit funny. Y’all Texans should be fixin’ to show a little more class.

    Common Man rocks!

  17. pmoen
    February 04, 2011 19:15 Reply

    See, you guys are just playing into it. Dumb, red-neck types like yourself are the ones caught in the steely bear trap that clamps you in the balls. Spout off about the Common Man. Music to his ears.

  18. Michael
    October 06, 2011 23:28 Reply

    HAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE ALL IDIOTS!!!! No one will probably ever read this since its been well over a year since anyone has commented, but you guys just don’t get it! You are all the 7 outta 10ers he refers to during his show.

    You all fell for it, cue the fishing rod sound bite and reel them in, common just caught another 13-14.

    • Reed
      March 23, 2013 01:19 Reply

      Get Texas going! Get Texas going! Bunch of rubes…

  19. Philsy
    June 01, 2012 18:04 Reply

    I love it…reel’em in Dan!

  20. ChristyMathewsonGuy
    June 02, 2012 11:59 Reply

    Philsy gets it…. I ALTO!!!

  21. J
    June 06, 2012 08:03 Reply

    At least he don’t practice incest oh shoooooot yeeee haw

  22. Colten
    June 14, 2012 12:26 Reply

    You are a dumbass and you don’t get the bit and Common is laughing at you right now and so is the rest of KFAN just all i want to know is your weight and height, play the reelin’ em in sounder. IALTO

  23. Bill Crosby
    December 30, 2012 01:40 Reply

    I know I’m a few years late, but if you really can’t understand why Minnesota hates texas hockey…you may be as idiotic as Common portrayed you…

  24. AJ
    April 14, 2016 09:40 Reply

    You guys obviously don’t get the bit. haha. Nothing that comes out Common’s mouth should be taken seriously. He’s caught a fish on this one. Just reelin’ em in.

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