Common Man – Dan Cole … Common Queen?

by DP on January 25, 2010 · 19 comments

If you caught any of the back-in-forth between BaD Radio and some douche bag that calls himself “Common Man” (Dan Cole) from KFAN in Minnesota, then this post will make sense to you. If not, enjoy the picture and the horrible attempt at a bit they created to I guess make fun of us.

I have to admit, this audio makes me appreciate the Ticket bits so much more. This sounds like some HORRIBLE FM station trying to be funny.

My point is this guy sounds more like a queen rather than a man. **One side comment about this guy…when I turned on their stream to hear what they were saying, he actually said ‘they might have a better football team, but there’s no way they have a better sports talk show than us’ …. reminds me of the horrible American Idol contestants that say they thought they were the next thing.**

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{ 19 comments… read them below or add one }

1 James January 25, 2010 at 1:47 pm

As the saying goes: Don’t forget the funny.

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2 "Hollywood" Matt Shannon January 25, 2010 at 1:51 pm

I dear god, I think I found something more painful than the night that Jeremy Piven and Dr. Ken guest hosting WWE Raw! I couldn’t even listen to the whole bit!

Oh, and Robert Wilonsky told me that he thought that Common Fag bit was… terrrrrible.

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3 Big Huggy Bear January 25, 2010 at 2:31 pm

They do sound a bit like Greggo without all the stammering. Oh, sorry, too soon?

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4 "Hollywood" Matt Shannon January 25, 2010 at 2:37 pm

BTW, my post should’ve said “Oh dear god” Dunno where “I dear god” came from :-/ “Stooder!”

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5 Sports Panties January 25, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Wow. That was painful.

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6 Jacob January 25, 2010 at 3:19 pm

That was awful. I’m not sure they have ever listened to the Ticket. They probably found old audio somewhere or had listened to the station once upon a time because one of the characters sounded like a Randy Galloway impersonation…who works for ESPN now…

And why hockey? As if the Ticket (outside of BAD radio and Razor with the Musers) EVER talks hockey. Going even further, have they ever listened to a DALLAS STARS broadcast? Razor is Canadian and Ralph Strangis is from up Minnesota or Wisconsin or something…not Texas.

Anyway, not only is this not funny, it doesn’t make any sense. It’s not like I refused to laugh because they’re poking fun at a station I like. I laugh when something is funny. If they did a good impression of Dan McDowell or Rhynes, or they were talking about something that made sense, like the Cowboys or “guy talk”, then they’d have a start. A start, I say. Maybe someone should send that station a clip of “The Touchdown Brothers.” THAT is a finely crafted bit.

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7 Mike January 25, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Wow, that was bad. By the way, how Stanley Cups has Minnesota won? I think we know Hockey.

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8 Sam the Azle P1 January 25, 2010 at 10:55 pm

Who do I call to get my wasted time back? I never thought I’d say I’d rather listen to 105.3 the Fail than anything, but by God these Minnesota assholes have done it. Oh well, at least they are going to the Super Bowl. Oh, wait…

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9 Juan Openings January 26, 2010 at 6:22 am

Hey, I think you cut off the audio before the funny begins…oh, wait what? That’s the whole bit?
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Wow.

Thank god I live where I can listen to the Ticket & not a station like this. Y’know, a station that just sounds like a couple of hacks taking a dump into an empty coffee can.

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10 tony January 26, 2010 at 11:09 am

wow.. horrible!!! that should be nominated for an e-brake!!!

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11 vsbb January 26, 2010 at 12:08 pm

what’s the joke? that we all have funny accents and pay attention to hockey? good one, minnesota, way to elevate your game. this audio makes it painfully clear that the common man has some sort of disability so they can’t fire him.

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12 dhorn January 26, 2010 at 1:42 pm

I didn’t bother to listen to the bit but I have to tell you the Common Man is pretty funny. Not to you Texans who take your sports to serious but to the rest of us who like to look at the world with a glass half empty point of view.

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13 Doanwanna Poopoo January 26, 2010 at 2:20 pm

@dhorn – when you have no one worth a shit to compare “common man” with, it’s easy to assume he’s “pretty funny”. It’s just not funny at all. I’ve listened to some of his live show on the stream and he’s horrible. And WTF is up with that stupid windows sound bit he plays constantly? This is 2010…update your sound bites. The show is horrible and for him to say his is better than the ticket, it really shows how ignorant the guy really is. I’d love to see ratings between the two shows/stations.

“You texans take sports too serious”?? I guess when you’ve never tasted greatness, it’s easy to not take your hometown sports seriously. And as far as you looking at the world as ‘glass half empty’, that’s more of a self-confidence issue. Has nothing to do with where you live or how you view sports.

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14 Juan Openings January 26, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Dhorn just stepped into a bear trap, but instead of rusty steel jaws clamping down hard on his leg, this bear trap pounds you in the balls for having a dumbass, blind-sighted opinion.

Ouch!

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15 Bhud January 28, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Oh, Dhorn… I can only hope for your sake that you’re pretending to be from Minnesota, to make them look bad as a bit. Otherwise, your ignorance is astounding. You’re just like the people from New York that thinks we all ride horses to our jobs at TI and Bell Helicopter, while never visiting outside of your own state. While you look down on people you know nothing about, and never plan to learn of. I feel sorry for you, and may The Great Lord Satan ass-fuck you with rose stems for eternity.

EABOD,

Bhud

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16 JLano July 1, 2010 at 2:02 pm

I have to agree with you guys. I live in Minnesota and Dan Cole sucks. KFAN is a good station from 6am-noon. When “The Common Man” comes on the air at noon, I turn it over to Sirius NFL. This guy is by far the worst radio, talk show host in the country.

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17 JKRIZZLE November 22, 2010 at 12:41 am

All of these people that post the negative comments don’t understand they are the punchline. That fact that people get this upset about the Common Man show is what makes the bit funny. Y’all Texans should be fixin’ to show a little more class.

Common Man rocks!

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18 pmoen February 4, 2011 at 7:15 pm

See, you guys are just playing into it. Dumb, red-neck types like yourself are the ones caught in the steely bear trap that clamps you in the balls. Spout off about the Common Man. Music to his ears.

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19 Michael October 6, 2011 at 11:28 pm

HAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE ALL IDIOTS!!!! No one will probably ever read this since its been well over a year since anyone has commented, but you guys just don’t get it! You are all the 7 outta 10ers he refers to during his show.

You all fell for it, cue the fishing rod sound bite and reel them in, common just caught another 13-14.

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