Fake Dirk Nowitzki – Lights Up Jazz
His superior German engineering gives us the ultimate basketball experience. [...]
Dirty Doug Out – Oldest Baseball Player
Says he's 63 years old and plays for the Phillies. [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Boys Beat Seahawks
Fake Jerry & Wade jumped on with the [...]
Count Dracula Himself
With Halloween tomorrow, the Musers had a special guest on [...]
Rumors of War Guy Visits The Ticket
The old drunkard the guys met in San Antonio a [...]
Underdeveloped Character Cuts
While they always seem to have a long list of [...]
Fake George W Bush
Wow...the ex-President Bush on with the Musers. He enjoys sports [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Boys Beat Falcons
Musers have their normal Monday morning conversation with fake Jerry [...]
Classic Audio Vault – Fake Greggo Overcusser
Another classic audio Friday. And another fake Greggo bit. Fake [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Ticket Bombshell Info
After discussions of office affairs, they had this person on [...]
Big Jim Jack Comes In With Falcons
Good ole Big Jim Jack is visiting for the Cowboys [...]
Fake Tiger Woods on Hats
After a discussion about hats and Romo wearing his hat [...]
Angry Norm Voicemail
Finally got the audio. Norm came in early and had [...]
Norm Voicemail Rant
Damn audio messed up this morning. If you have the [...]
The Paultz NFL Newsletter Author – Ribby Paultz
A self-noted NFL guru, Ribby Paultz is a little upset [...]
Classic Audio Vault – Fake Greggo Babysitter
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fake-greggo-babysitter.mp3
Fake Norm & The Goose
After Norm says "good morning" a few hundred times, he [...]
Mavs Look For New PA Announcer
Musers tapped into the tryouts for the new PA announcer [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Boys Lose to Broncos
All of the forecasting records for the Cowboys going 8-8 [...]
The Ticket Mouse Visits The Musers
Seems the Ticket Mouse has been on a 'little' vacation [...]
Chris Chris – The Overly Handsome Ticket Sales Guy
Luckily Chris Chris broke up the UTA women's basketball talk. [...]
Fake Jerry & Wade – Boys Beat Panthers
After a big win at the Death Star Stagium, the [...]
Head Usher – Jesse
Head Usher at the Death Star Stadium, Jesse, [...]
Yearly Visit With Big-Tex at State Fair
He welcomes the Musers to the new cinco de mayo. [...]
The Playmaker – Fake Michael Irvin
Since Irvin is now on Dancing With The Stars, Musers [...]