Fake Nolan Ryan – Ron Washington Departure
Nolan thinks he knows why Wash left the Rangers. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fake-nolan-ryan-9.9.14.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – 9.8.14
Jerry reacts to the Cowboys' loss to the 49ers. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fake-jerry-9.8.14.mp3 [...]
Crazy Prospector – Opener vs 49ers
Musers talk to the biggest 49ers fan they know. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/crazy-prospector-9.4.14.mp3 [...]
Snapper John MD – 9.3.14
Snapper John talks about how he will administer Michael Sam's [...]
Ticket Mouse – 9.2.14
The Ticket Mouse tests Norm's penis pills for him and [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – 8.29.14
Jerry talks about the preseason loss to the Broncos and [...]
Fried Tomato Washington
The unsuccessful blues artist/veteran fight trainer has tips for fight [...]
Mushmouth Thomas – 8.27.14
Mushmouth wants his own show. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mushmouth-8.27.14.mp3
Dallas Zoo Lioness
Musers talk to a former lion who attacked a zookeeper [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – 8.25.14
Jerry talks about the preseason loss to the Dolphins. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fake-jerry-8.25.14.mp3 [...]
Coach Marge – 8.21.14
George did all kinds of questionable things to please Marge [...]
Derekson Robertson – Noted Graphic Designer
The creative consultant does some really obvious work. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/derekson-robertson-8.20.14.mp3 [...]
The Whistle Talker
The Musers talk to Sebastian the whistle talker. http://aws2-media.usave.it/media/rec-RCW2NW2Yd0YTdUntOV5x.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – 8.18.14
Fake Jerry talks about the preseason loss to the Ravens. [...]
Fake Jason Garrett & Fake Tony Romo – At the Beach
Cowboys went to the beach and Tony Romo Shark appeared. [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Prime Prep
Shocking details behind the scenes at Prime Prep. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/deep-throat-informant-8.13.14.mp3 [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – 8.11.14
Tiger isn't happy about Rory McIlroy winning the PGA Championship. [...]
Fake Stephen Jones – 8.8.14
Stephen explains the bus video controversy and why he loves [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Photo Controversy
Jerry explains what happened with those photos. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fake-jerry-8.7.14.mp3
Terrance Ontario Audio Blog – 8.6.14
Another audio blog from Cowboy hopeful Terrance Ontario. http://aws2-media.usave.it/media/rec-D06eoKIDo7c4rbykGHzJ.mp3
Skinlanin Brothers – 8.5.14
Working for the Cowboys at training camp. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/skinlanin-brothers-8.5.14.mp3
Chris Chris – 8.4.14
Chris Chris conducting a Cowboy interview at training camp. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/chris-chris-8.4.14.mp3 [...]
Brad Sham Performs Baby Got Back
The real Brad Sham covers the Sir Mix-a-Lot hit. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/brad-sham-baby-got-back-8.1.14.mp3 [...]
Mircophone Johnson – 7.31.14
The Musers along with Corby welcome back Microphone Johnson to [...]
Interrupting Reporters – 7.30.14
Gordon and George interrupt each other while conducting an interview. [...]