Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Confronting Your Enemy
Dr. Maxwell has written some new books on the topic. [...]
Junior’s Lost Poetry
Gordon got his hands on some poetry Craig wrote to [...]
Santa Claus – HIV Positive
The Musers make their annual phone call to Santa. Is [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Loss to Carolina – 11.30.15
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/fake-jerry-jones-11.30.15.mp3
Tom Turkey – Thanksgiving 2015
Tom got pardoned again by President Obama. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tom-turkey-11.25.15.mp3
Coach Marge – Thanksgiving Plans
Marge checks in on the Musers PRE-holidays. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/marge-11.24.15.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Win Over Dolphins – 11.23.15
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.23.15.mp3
Norm & Andy Panda – 11.20.15
They're back and they've got jokes. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/norm-andy-panda-11.20.15.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – Leading the Polls
Donald doesn't like Jodie. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fake-donald-trump-11.19.15.mp3
Snapper John M.D. – Romo Cleared to Play
The Musers get an update from the Cowboys team doctor. [...]
Corby Vs Jake Bragging Montage
Gordo was out yesterday so Jake shared with us his [...]
Fake Spaulding Jones – Loss to Tampa Bay – 11.16.15
Spaulding now works for Dez's monkey. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fake-spaulding-jones-11.16.15.mp3
Fake Mark Cuban and Dirk Nowitzki – 11.12.15
Mark and Dirk talk about their big win against the [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Sexual Harassment at ESPN
The Musers get some inside info on the recent lawsuit. [...]
Jesse the Usher – Fight at the Stadium
Jesse had to break up a fight at the Cowboys [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Loss to Eagles – 11.9.15
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.9.15.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – 11.5.15
The Musers check in on the TD Bros to prep [...]
Fake Norm – Acting Hip for Donovan
The Musers have noticed that Norm speaks differently now that [...]
Dallas Bryant – Hates PETA
Dez's pet monkey has a problem with PETA. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dallas-bryant-11.3.15.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Loss to Seattle – 11.2.15
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.2.15.mp3
Ticket Scary Stories – 10.30.15
Female Ticket staff members share their scary stories for Halloween. [...]
Dylan the Argumentative Teen – 10.29.15
The Musers get their nuts kicked by Dylan. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dylan-argumentative-teen-10.29.15.mp3
Ribby Paultz – 2015 World Series
Ribby explains FOX's technical problems during the WS. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ribby-paultz-10.28.15.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Doing Hypnosis
George is claustrophobic, so Dr. Maxwell treats him with hypnosis. [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Loss to Giants – 10.26.15
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fake-jerry-jones-10.26.15.mp3