Fake Jerry Jones – Hip Replacement Surgery
He harvests organs at his hobo farm. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/fake-jerry-jones-7.28.15.mp3
Fake Josh Hamilton – Back in LA
Josh made his first trip back to his former home. [...]
Coach Marge – 7.24.15
George's swim coach stops by. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/marge-7.24.15.mp3
Chris Martin – San Angelo Conspiracy Theorist
Chris is very concerned about things that are going down. [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Greetings
Dr. Maxwell just got married. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dr-carleton-maxwell-7.22.15.mp3
Jesse the Usher – 7.21.15
He worked the British Open. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jesse-the-usher-7.21.15.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – 7.20.15
Tiger missed the cut at the British Open. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fake-tiger-woods-7.20.15.mp3
Elmer Wayne – 7.17.15
George checks in on his cousin. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/elmer-wayne-7.17.15.mp3
Fake Stephen Jones – Signing Dez Bryant
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fake-stephen-jones-7.16.15.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – 7.15.15
He's the current Republican frontrunner. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fake-donald-trump-7.15.15.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Angry With Dez Bryant
Jerry is not too happy about the current state of [...]
Chris McKinley – 7.13.15
He was the premiere cover artist at Live Aid 30 [...]
Gator Chris
The Musers talk to an alligator expert on the hunt. [...]
Fake Mark Cuban – Looking For DeAndre Jordan
The Musers found some secret audio of Mark Cuban and [...]
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Confederate Flag HSO
This isn't the Ed Carter I know. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ed-carter-7.8.15.mp3
The Ticket Mouse – 7.7.15
The Musers check in on the Ticket Mouse after returning [...]
Ticket Movie Trailers
The Shake Joint dug up some obscure movie trailers. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ticket-movie-trailers-7.2.15.mp3 [...]
Bigfoot – 6.29.15
Jake and Sean do a bit. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bigfoot-6.29.15.mp3
Doocy Does Kanye
Mike Doocy sings some Kanye West tracks using various impressions. [...]
Gunner – George’s Bird Dog
George sent Gunner off to bird dog school, but Gunner [...]
Mushmouth Thomas – 6.23.15
Mushmouth has tons of downtime to do stuff. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mushmouth-6.23.15.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – 6.22.15
Tiger was awful at the U.S. Open. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fake-tiger-6.22.15.mp3
Fake Dirk Nowitzki- 37th Birthday
Dirk reveals his true voice. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fake-dirk-nowitzki-6.19.15.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – 6.17.15
He announced he's running for president. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fake-donald-trump-6.17.15.mp3
Throatzilla
The Musers talk to a local whore who describes the [...]