Chris Chris – Friends with Don – 11.22.16
Believe it or not Chris Chris has a very high [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Misses Candice – 11.21.16
Jerry explains why Gene's art is always mentioned on the [...]
Ticket Mouse – Penis Exchange – 11.17.16
The Ticket Mouse issues a statement. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/ticket-mouse-11.17.16.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Romo’s Statement – 11.16.16
The TD Bros rip Tony Romo. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/touchdown-brothers-11.16.16.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Post Election – 11.15.16
Dr. Maxwell swallows a big load. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dr-carleton-maxwell-11.15.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – 8 in a Row – 11.14.16
Jerry celebrates another victory with his kids. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.14.16.mp3
Generic Youth Minister – Unity Prayer – 11.11.16
The GYM just needs a few hours of George and [...]
Clarence Murphy – Ran in First NYC Marathon – 11.10.16
Clarence has a lot in common with Junior. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/clarence-murphy-11.10.16.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – President Elect – 11.9.16
The Musers' exclusive interview with the next potus. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-donald-trump-11.9.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Second Bye Week – 11.7.16
Jerry craps all over the Browns. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.7.16.mp3
The Ghost of Harry Caray – Cubs Win the World Series
The Musers somehow conjure up the the real ghost of [...]
Jesse the Usher – Cowboys in Disarray – 11.2.16
Jesse has been working Cowboys games and he's seen some [...]
Mushmouth Thomas – Loves Halloween – 11.1.16
We learn a whole lot more about Mushmouth's physical appearance. [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Trick or Treating – 10.31.16
Jerry had to take his boys out for Halloween. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fake-jerry-jones-10.31.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Mack Brown – Sally Likes Charlie Strong – 10.27.16
The Musers dial up Mack Brown who gets pretty much [...]
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Supporting Trump – 10.26.16
The Musers get some expected news. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ed-carter-10.26.16.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Cowgirls Week – 10.25.16
The TD Bros are confused by how well the Cowboys [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Dak Pro Shop – 10.24.16
Jerry opened an all Dak store during the bye week [...]
Fake Donald Trump – Wrong! – 10.20.16
Donald says the Musers are a total disaster. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-donald-trump-10.20.16.mp3
Hoops Washington – Phi Slama Jama – 10.19.16
He was on the original team in 1932. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/hoops-washington-10.19.16.mp3
Tanaka Sucili – Big 12 Fan – 10.18.16
The Musers talk to the biggest Big 12 fan? http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/big-12-fan-10.18.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Once You Go Dak – 10.17.16
Jerry is celebrating a victory over Green Bay. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-jerry-jones-10.17.16.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – Already Won – 10.13.16
Donald loves Texas, but hates George. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-donald-trump-10.13.16.mp3
Fake Spaulding Jones – Caused Romo’s Injury – 10.12.16
The Spauldopotamus is rich as hell. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-spaulding-jones-10.12.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Tony’s Not Ready – 10.10.16
Jerry is finding ways to keep Tony Romo from coming [...]